THE ITIS

Yesterday

I was sitting at my boss desk who is a pregnant black woman in her early thirties. As I was leaving out a white guy in his late 20's early thirtys seemed very professional looks at my boss and says got the itis. In his normal white voice. Almost as if he was asking how was the weather. I mean it was halarious to me. .All i could do is shake my head as I walked away. I came back after he walked off and said did he just ask you did you have the itis... LMAO she was like thats what im still wandering .I coulda sworn its a black thing.. I mean i guess they dont know the root word in which the itis dirived from.. Or maybe our comedians allow white folks to feel as if they have a pass now push come to shove its pretty funny we got white professionals referenceing the itis.. He even had the nerve to say he had it too.. Oh well ..


Also on this day I seen a girl that looked very familiar.. She was the stripper from the bach party we threw for our buddy. Working at the Agency I work at. She happen to be walking in as I was walking out. Being the gentlemen I am I held the door for her as she tried to run by with hopes that I didnt see or recognize her. Of course I did what any man would have done in that situation.
Pulled out some singles and slapped that @ss one last time... LOL JK.. i said poor girl must be ashamed. so I just let it sly and aint call her out like how's it going. Who says im an incosiderate prick..

MORE TO COME.. ME VS THE WOMANS MOM I FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY

WHITE MAN"S WORLD

QUICK FUNNY STORY

I was walking my long walk from work to the parking garage and I was behind a white man. He was prob in his forties. We were crossing the street when a buss was pulling up behind us about to pull off. A lady was running across towards us trying to catch the bus and waived it down. The funny thing is man seen her running and put his hand up with out looking back at the bus like I got this. I imagine in his head he said BUS! STOP RIGHT NOW! and That it did. LOL the woman got on and the white man never missed a stride in his step. I 'm sure you cant tell this man he didnt do the deed of the year for hailing a bus for a woman.. LOL

Must be nice to have the power to waive down a bus without looking at it.

On another note.

MY WEEKEND

My weekend was rather enjoyable. Rahter than put you thru a long story. Ill give the highlights

1) THe zoo had an extremely long line for the womans restroom and kk had to go potty. Being that she is a toddler. I feel it is ok in the event that there is no family rest room for me to take her into the men's room. And that I did. Another man with a toddler did the same. So leaving out of the bathroom this " " guy walks in with what had to been his 10 year old daughter. I looked at this mo fo like. REALLY!!! REALLY!!!.. IF they can talk they can wait in the womans line.. I tell ya some people couldnt buy a clue if it was free..


Next bowling..

We went out bowling to celelbrate one of my friends b day.. We had a blast. I got a turkey.. Apparently 3 strikes in a row is a turkey.. Dammit what did i have to bowl to get some ribs..
Well Lucky strike was dead empty.. Wierd.. Being a good friend I paid for the lane.. Only to be hustled out of 20 dollars by lil man.. YEAH YOU LIL MAN... Any ways I whooped lil man and the other two pretty bad.. LOL so bad some random white woman started cheering for my hefty friends.. She was going for it making steps and signs. If only i had took a video camera. OR remembered to use the vidoe from my camera.. darn.. Some girls bowl in the lane next to us and one of there names was Lucky Balls. It was no way i could go the nite with out talking to someone called lucky balls. .LOL.. AS the night progressed i went to the club got drunk and crunk and went home and went to bed..

So four friends in the car. One friend best freind is all of our friends from high school. this friend has esentially had sexual contact with everyone more extensively with the heftys. The hefts dont know that me and lil man know of this contact so they often play dumb around this friend. so this frind calls lil man and i talk to her on the phone. I say. we know you been playing us.. LOL I said we all good friends and talk we know you been playing us. HEAFTY 1 and 2 Start to sweat. trying to maintain im just crazy.. girl on phone quiet.. It was funny after a few min i just moved it along.



So we get in the club.. I get my spot on the wall and some chick and her friends come up and one digs thru the crowd and pull me off the wall to dance with her. TO BAD I DONT DANCE NO MORE I DONT DANCE NO MORE. DAUNTA DONT DANCE NO MORE ALL HE DO IS THIS... LOL

Ok i cant dance. Well not while i know i am dancing.. I may take a dance class or something. Because unless its some back that @$$ up music going on I really dont know what to do.. Ok sometimes i can dance but not often.. MAybe im self concious about dancing.. Short people got it made. I mean you can dance your but off and look crazy but since your below I level no one knows... I smile wrong and im suspect.. LOL

In the car one mofo said we should stay in the car and talk. I replied FAGGOT! im going in the club to be with the women . YOu stay if you want LOL>.


SO im texting while in the club and I look up and lil man is trying hook small hefty up with a woman who looked like a HOG. not pig. Hog she had no neck.. But ol girl was faking. .IT was halarious....

I turn around and big heafty is getting his freak on.. Shocking. and the chick wasnt half bad..



Next Im walking thru get stuck so say wassup to the lady next to me. she talk for a min then say are you gay or bi sexual. In my head WTF!! I said what kind of question is that. Well im from SC and i heard alot of men on the DL up here. YOu planning on F ing me tonight is what i should have said. I dunno. I lean back to LIL MAN and say why this chick right here just ask was i gay or Bi.. he says why are you talkingto that ugly B*tch in the first place.. I think she heard him cause I aint see her after that.. LMAO

So Im walking thru with a drink in my hand and some chick backs into me.. then yels at me.. Being a drunk negro I yel back. I dunno what was said. honestly. But I was like get out the walk way..


OH my flag football team won its forth game in a row.. WOO HOO TOO THAT!! YEAH

Pool Party

In the Daunta Liberation front I went to a pool party yesterday.  It was pretty fun. I had alot to write but shoot the story's left my head. But ill tell once instance that occurred that reminded me of Miami. Well as usually my damn friends came up with last minute excuse for why they couldn't make. it. But Danny the new guy me and Prince met at the club rolled with me. I know it sound like it was some kind of man booking but it was a party at a table and we were the only guys there so he hanged with us. Any way the party's going well people drinking smoking. I dont smoke so as soon as some smoke hit me i have an instant headache.. Explains why i never have and never will smoke. plus pops died of lung cancer before I was 5. So weed blacks cigs all out the window for me. Anyway.. Danny pulls me to the side said my stomach ain't right can we go to Wendy's or something. I this point I'm thinking the cook out food was to  strong so i say OK. he like its getting worse. I was like you gotta puke. naw the other one. I said o.. So  we proceed to leave car starting to smell like gas. We see a 7 eleven. Stop no bathroom. Continue nothing insite for mile he said i cant make it i gotta find a ditch. And it was a bridge near so he went in the pushes. Now initially i tried not to laugh.. but by the time the bamma got back into the car  I was rolling.. I couldn't stop laughing.. I have him all the napkins out of my glove compartment and my hand sanitizer. We go back to the party and he goes in to the bathroom to clean up.  Takes 10 Min's. I said why didn't you just go in the house. He said i ain't want everyone to know.. I was like  initial poop. Flush and take ya time and finish.. I said u still spent 15 min in the bathroom so that was just hilarious..

As the night went on I realized Howard was deep. Most of these people grad in 05 06 i  grad DEC 06 so I knew hardly any of them. But some kid from morehouse tried to argue with a bunch of Howard people why he was better.. Wrong moved they ripped this bamma apart. while morehouse and spellmen people tried to make articulate arguments that lead to yelling that lead to Howard people frying them. Having numbers the other college had no change. I mean they clowned them for not being a university..  begin to see Howard pep rally songs and so on.. pretty funny if u asked me. because i didn't look like a bison sitting there.   But more house guy says i let my nuts hang on the world. Howard girl. so what. u got  saggy balls who wants saggy ball nigga.  i mean  they were relentless.  But it was all and good fun and hilarious. I cant describe all that was said. But it was funny and i had a great time. (Side note i stopped social events other than the club on the account of Rae 3 years ago.. ) now that we are moving apart i will enjoy my self...

PEace

Soul Searchin

Today I did alot of thinking and conversing with people about my life. The state that its in. Things that are typically discussed in the blog but truely never in detail needed to fully grasp why I am how I am or how I feel the way I feel. I found the best advice came from two co- workers and my ace's gf. The gf Who known me for 8 years and doesnt really like me or didnt like me for 7.5 of those 8 years Problem came off the most prudent and wise although she enjoys a good drink. Sadly my closest friends advice has been weak! But with that siad. I will likely blog on a more vague basis or about other peoples lives and events more so than my own. Or Ill quit blogging all togther. Join the rest of the 21st century and get on twitter. Hell maybe I started a private blog that is far more real than this one. No cut cards. Well like the late great michael jackson I have nothing more to say. but hell go back and read some of my early work. I think it was funnier at the beggining. LOL

MEAN WHILE I LEAVE YOU WITH THESE QUOTES TO LIVE BY:

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. (MESSAGE!!!) you know who im talking too!

Never let the right hand know what the left is doing.

He who hesitates is Lost!

No use of crying over spilled milk.

MAN LAW! MAN LAW! LOL

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A man findeth a wife.

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

The best things in life are not things

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

CONTINUED

So if you managed to read the last post. You would know im in a love triangle I guess.

Well i think about the third party alot now. 

My fear now that we had sex is. I was the new s550 on the lot

But once she drove it off the lot I lost 20k In value and after a week or so the thrill of having it is damn near gone. Sure others will say damn thats hot but a new void is beginning and you want something else.

If thats the feeling you are going to get you better of just buying some RIMS..

My behavior is changing. Im texting alot freaking more. And the woman keep grabbing my phone, PRIVACY please. I aint harras you when BRandon2 Called. After 10pm. If the woman was cheating now I wonder would i feel anger or relief. There is no doubt before gf2 i had said i was done.  This ultimately resulted in a mental and emotional detachment where we just didnt move out. Truth be told. People thnk we are happy  all the time cause i smile alot but thats not the case.

She takes this condensending tone with me all the time.  Im sure im an ass at timies too but I be trying to improve relations with n korea but they rather shoot missles.

Truth be told the one time I was really done and on my way out the door the woman got horribly sick  and was in the hospital for 2 weeks. Her fam and friends aint visit like that so realisticly Me and KK is just about all she has. So i continue to tough it out. For good or for bad is what some vowels say so maybe tolerence forgivness are things i gotta work on.

The WOMAN is a great mom. but that doesnt make her a great lover to me. I had a friend tell me how she was sacraficing her self to have that nuclear family for her child but was miserable. Now she's free.  Life is differnt but they still living. Her child still knows both parents love her. 

I lost track of what I wanted to talk about so good day...

PEACE

NEW EVENTS

Sat went normal

JULY 4 MARKED MY INDEPEDENCE ALONG WITH THE NATION

DISCLAIMER.. I typed my random thoughts as they came out. Read what you can. I doubt I edit it or put it in order.

4 years ago I thought I had a commitment problem. With that I tried my damnest to stay commited to the woman. I met women here and there but nothing ever came from it other than some useless flirting which was cool with me. Until I met the WOMAN#2. Clearly the fact that she get the WOMAN status in this blog she has become a big player in my life. Well Friday night W#2 Came out to the club. Now we were old friends who recently became new friends and hit it off. To me just having someone refreshing to talk to was great. I had no intent of doing anything wrong. Innocent friend. Maybe some intent was there because I kept my outings private opposed to telling the woman hey this is my buddy we are hanging out. Back to the story. We are hanging having a good time. Dancing. We both had a strong force pulling us together so it managed to pull us to the car. And from the car my 4 years walking the straight and narrow was over.

Any regrets. NO! It gave me a sense of self re assurace. I mean for 2.5 Years i been complaining about a crappy sex life. Could I be doing something wrong I used to think. I mean gosh whats the deal. Well on friday I apparently did some ish right. The stuff I like to do was fun intiment and works great like frosted flakes.

Details of that night.

In the club talking SH T. like Im not gonna kiss you . you gonna kiss me if anything. Face to face like we about to go 12 rounds. (It is easy to talk alot of sh*t when you think you dont have to back it up. i e i never in a million years thought my friend was really that interested. maybe intrigued but for the most part enjoying the newness of us. 

Fast forward

The car. Amazing swag change. if you recall in a previous blog i once found the woman daunting and intimadating while now im sitting there confident in my everymove. Like I ve  been with her already. "own the mind own the body" right. I guess I was mentally on point. So it happend I leaned in and she finally took what she wanted. "OH YES WAIT A MINUTE MR. POST MAN!!

We had a break. Talked. inside i stole a line from andre 3k. ICE COLD TAY ICE COLD.. So things progress I tell her she can take me home. During a pit stop we continue to make out and at 225 a.m saturday july 4th is when it went down. Had we had a bed I prob would have never came home. (This experince made me realize i had no intamacy with the woman at home thus my unhappiness and disconentmeent. My constant complaints about her.  Mean while. Women are generally nortorious for a good fling with my butt. Throughout life I had women and spend a good 3 months with em. Like we were soul mates and then  become total strangers. Thus The woman being the common denomiator in my life. Consistency is one of the greast gifts you can ask for. 

Back to the story.

So after wards she seemed concered about how I felt and what others might think after wards.

Another andre 3k event entered my head. The love below where are my panties skit. " I dont give a damn about her giving it up on the first night. All that does it let me know she knows what she want out of life.' and ooow I just want to lay in her hair.LOL i wish I could read minds. I wonder what she really thought. LIke this mofo aint sh*t. Or he;s amazing. Prob like Well i started something might as well finish it. My friend carries it like a dude so maybe Im just a fling. So making in sudden changes in my life would be unadvised captain.

Some wierd guy in the club would try to talk to her evry time i stepped away. No insecurities here so I wasnt tripping so the third time he did it. I looked at him and he was talking bout her palm then said let me see yours. ''YEs. yess you two were made for each other. YOur both this and that. But if you (me) change she will lose intrest. Your mysterous to her. Her face  somewhat gave that the man knew the truth. And he was african so I called him mr. cleo.

I dunno if he could really read palms but I should have tipped him a 20.. For giving me some back up. Its like i had an extra wing man with me at the club (side note love fridays is offcially over. LUX saturdays is where its at. I think Ill have to start doing park with big A.)

So I think if we never had sex again I'd be fine. If we continued to have sex I'd be fine. So long as I can keep W#2 in my life. Not saying im in the L word but she brings alot of complimentary features in my life that are both terrifying and exhilerating at the same time. Its like discovering you can teleport  anywhere in the world. 

SELF CRITIQUE 1 MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE

What was my most embarrasing sexual experience. Ill make this one a count down.

Number 3) My mom coming to my room after I just finished having sex and saying why is this door closed. Looks at the gf and say you know betta.. (Sorry mom I thought you wern't home)

Number 2) The first time I had sex i went in with no armor. And when the war was almost over i decided to withdraw troops and aim to shoot the enemy in the face. It shots rang and the girl was hit in the chest. Well being an young energetic man I went in for seconds. I begin to kiss her on her neck and came back down to the breast where i was greeted with my own Nut in my mouth. It was a small bitter sweet taste that has taught me to always pull out and law it on the booty.LOL My dumb ass forgot that quick that i had emptied the canon on her breast and got a big taste of my own crap.. So when women dont wanna go all the way with the head game i understnad. SIKE!!!!. It taste like peniciillin. Ill never forget. I kept this to my self for years. But anyway we all had to take penicillin at somepoint in our lives. So women stop ya moaning. Its just medicine. And good for your skin too.

Number 1) The number one most embarrasing sexual experience I have ever had happend with the second woman I ever had sex with. She was a pretty little thing. To spare the details we laid in the bed and i was out in 3 pumps. Truth be told maybe even just 1. I might have started to release during penetration. But yeah that was the all time most embarrasing sexual moment. It was follwed by the loss of my dignity. The chick laughed. LAUGHED at my ass while i was taking her home and called her buddy and was like it was awful..
This may have motivated me to become the stallion i am now.. LOL jk it was sad and embarrasing day in the life of DAUNTA!.. Had this happen with the wisdom i have now.. it wouldnt have been that bad. Not because im better in bed but im smarter. I would have been like man what's that smell. whats wrong with you you stinky *(*@)@.. I cant do this get the hell out. Hey it sounds grimmey but you gotta turn the tables and make em think its there fault. Classic tactic. men do it all the time. Even when they cheat.. Of course im not like that now but if i could go back in time in whisper in young Tay's ear I would have mentioned the strategy.

The sexual revolution for me occured when I met Easy E aka Ericka aka the girl i first fell in love (lust) with. If it isnt love. why does it hurt so bad why does she stay on my mind. Thats how i felt when we broke up and swore i didnt love her but we all no denial is not just a river in egypt. So Easy E taught me to love. and taught me good sex. In a sense she taught me sex is always better when's there feeling involved. We met on an internship i had in orlando. wasnt many black kids so we all knew each other. Being the sexy guy I was I got alot of attention. But it was love at first sight when I saw Easy. meaning I said I wanted her and was going to get her. And that I did. She lived across the hall which made it even better. If a womans libido is like an car engine with 300hp. She had a jet engine. She wanted sex sex sex. And i did too. We had sex so freaking much that i coldnt do anything but be good at it. So if there was ever A time I thought i was legitamately hands down the man in the bedroom it was with Easy. At this point in life i was a horrible roomate. I shared a room with a guy who allways had to come home to the smell of sex. We even would do it when we thought he was sleep. He had sex one time the week before we left. And i was like OMG... im sorry dude. Is this what ive been doing to you all semester.. internship was a semester long. Back to the story at hand. Knowing I was the man felt froggy I decided i wanted to break up being a new student at HU and all. plus I knew she wasnt going anywhere. Im the man in the sheets. I got a job that paid 20 an hour. YOu know thats good while being a student.. Well during this "break up" easy found another man. And left me. I cried like a bitch literally. So maybe I really loved her. But yeah I guess with one of the strogest loves I ever had came the greatest sex.. SIDE BAR Easy is still with the guy she cheated on me with til this day. i still say its cheating even tho we was broken up. TWO KIDS AND ENGAGED.

SELF CRITIQUE

So one of my friends who have access to my blog says i be on Jesus status on here. That I never put myself out there only others. So I am willing to give a self Critique on any topic provided by my readers. So those who reply regularly send a topic and ill go for it. Ill even start now.

Over the last few weeks I been getting re aquainted with an old friend. during this period i begin to started admiring her better qualities. Personality work ethic, looks and more so on my "me time" that i demanded from the woman I hung out with my friend and saw transformers 2. No guilt because I had not ill intent. But i looked crazy there becuase i bought my father and his buddy from church tickets to the show right before our. I know it wasthat show becuase it was IMAX. I was like if they see me they will assume im creeping. But i didint come across them. Back to the non-date upon seeing her she was rather daunting (get a dictionary). I mean Its been so long since i been out with an accomplished woman. After our non-date we ackowledge we had an obvious attraction. But im losing sieght of this blog. Its purpose is to critique me. not my weekend. During my growing attraction I grown apart from the woman. I had to freaking look withdrawn or act it. so much so she gave up the draw 4 times in the last week doubling our monthly average. she must know something is up.. Maybe Beyonce aint feeling so irreplaceable anymore. D says to the right to the right..... So here is the part where i done wrong. Over the weekend rather than spend time with my beloved KK. I sent her with her mother to a baby shower. Turns up my friend had to reschedule and I had jack crap to do all day. (Side note this got me sucked in even more. It kinda reminded me of an andre 3k verse where he say make me want you make me miss you, make wonder where you are and come get you.) well in one week she did all three so I might be treading deep water. Any way I had errands but who wants to run errands. I go to my game flag football game, play and missed the womans calls. I called her back she ask where to meet up at to pick up KK and her. She was far far away. So i asked what took so long. She said her friends mother dropped her and KK off at a bus stop. not the train station a bus stop. on a saturday. I dont ride metro but i know the sat schedule is extra slow. and in the evening even worse. So at this time I was pissed at the woman for having triflin ass friends but more so my self because i had my baby out in the freaking heat with no stroller all day. So is a critique because i was telling my homeboy the story and he said . sooo you basically choose to entertain your personal intrest of another woman over your daughter. I was like damn. I guess I did.. So ill admit i was wrong wont happen again. A better critique will come when the topics are submitted

OH LOVE FRIDAY IS BACK ON!!
GRILLIN SATURDAY!! DONT KNOW WHERE BUT GRILLING!!
NO THEME PARKS..
FRANK WHITE BRING THE HUBBY DOWN.. COME ON..

REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

WELL MY MOVIE COMES OUT TOMMOROW..

Today's gripe. The lack of sex or lack of effort to have sex by the woman has been getting the best of me as of late. Attempting to be the bigger person and dicuss these issues have failed. Mission aborted. During these last few months I have had sex maybe 2 times a month and it wasnt the good ol good ol either. I think my nephew gets it more than me. Any way i will say there has been many positive affects from this lack of sex. I been getting in shape. more involved in my community, different friends lives and flag football . Hell i might join a freaking dance class soon. Get my salsa on meet some Latin WOmen. Since the woman is typically opposed to physical activity she cant get mad when i end up with a sexy immagrent from panama named Leola. So I dont feel like all i do is work and sleep any more. I actually do ish again. Prob more so than in the past. I guess i starting ask my self why am i busting my ass working all the damn time to spend on an unappreciative person who doesnt at the least have sex. Now many will say well damn thats all you want. NO! thats not the case. But in quick the woman gets alot regularly and her favorite line is I aint ask you for it. SO I will re distribute my wealth into stocks and bonds and paying off my student loans. Ill become el cheapo again. my once alter ego. Maybe this lack of sex has released the hold on me that kept me doing nothing for 2 years. I used to say i'd get married when we can go two weeks with out arguing. but i think this no sex thing takes the cake. Well Im going to just roll with it for another month because i got 10 more pounds to lose. LOL but after that I'm ordering a nanny. a young one who just needs somewhere to stay.

I mean i get no attention from the woman (sexuallly) the freaking old chinses lady from the dry cleaners hits on me more. Everytime i see her you very hansome man. nice tall big man.. yes very hansome. I think your very old lady. but thanks..

Some older lady today thought i was a summer hire.. LMAO.. said i looked young. I think its still the mustache. check last blog for reference. SO when is enough enough. I been griping about my sex life for the longest. truth be told it prob not gonna get any better.

WELL PRINCE AND LIL MAN. I GUESS TAY IS BACK IN THE CLUBBING BUSINESS. I TRIED DO RIGHT AND STOP AND ALL I GOT WAS A SEXLESS WOMAN. AND WOMEN WONDER WHY MEN DONT EVER FREAKING DO RIGHT. THE MORE WE TRY THE LESS YOU DO!

Fathers Day

HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE DADS OUT THERE!!

So fathers Day was good. NOT! this time it had nothing to do with the woman. She actually got me a gift along with good ol KK. I been suffering from a stomach bug since last WED. well this bug just wont die. I took an imodium and some gas ex which i think is the equivelent of mixing oil and water. it just doesnt happen. Any way the pain in my stomach increased like hell. Today I knew what it was like to be a woman on the wrag. I was in the bathroom crying like a little BE ITCH!! OK MEN DONT CRY BUT SHOOT MY STOMACH WAS KILLING. I would leave the bathroom and walk right back. non stop. I drove to church and damn near passed out and left with-in 20 mins. I didnt stay because at my church if I were to fall out they prob say Daunta caught the spirt. put a towel over him and leave me be.. LOL so i had to go home. I made it home. but on the way I stopped at mc donalds for the new 3rdpounder they have. except its not out yet. BLAST! (OLD SCHOOL CURSE WORD) I know i siad my stomach was hurting but it was like cramps that came and go with bloating. So it clicked in my head i havent eaten in a while. So mc donalds it was. GOOD OL DOUBLE QB WITH CHEESE. CROWN ROYALE. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. (PULP FICTION)

But desrved that 1/2 a pound of cow. seeing that i 5 POUNDS of human OVER THE LAST 5 days. SIDE track. at least 6 people told me i lost a lot of weight this weekend. whats different aobut this weekend and last. my mustache. could it be that the shape of my mustache actually makes me look more in shape. My mom said no. she said i was fat and she just aint want to say nothing.. but i look good now. Good ol moms. if something is wrong with me people. tell me. unless we had sex. i dont want know.. (that was a joke no one i slept with is on my distro list) All 2 0f em are prob eating watching tv.... back to story. i get home fall asleep and wake up better. I learned a valuable lesson today. I will never critizie or mis treat a lady when she complains about cramps and blouting because it truely is one of the top 5 most uncomfortable feelings you can have. I might even go the extra mile and try to make her feel more comfortable. Show my sensitive side. not try to have sex (in the WOMANS) case. Because its the right thing to do. And i hope by declaring it God will never let me suffer from the BG's on crack again.

p.S.

I didnt get any fathers day loving yet. But i still have 2 hours before the clock strikes 12.
wish me luck.
I will try my jedi mind tricks when i get home.

If not: use light saber I will.
sleep well will I
Speak yoda do you?
Screw you too.. LOL

OH TRANSFORMERS THIS WEEK EVERYONE.. WHOO HOOO!!! YEAH
IM EXCITED.. FEEL LIKE A NERD AGAIN. MAYBE ILL ROCK A RUNNING NOSE TO THE THEATER!!

New style blog coming

Yesterday I was listening to foofighters and playing the broom. Yes I said broom.. and was yelling and lil KK walked over picked up a show and started playing the shoe and yelling. I love her dedication to the family band. LOL it was funny. at least to me. So now I will try to incorporate pics and video into this blog. Music coming soon too.. One lastthing. LIL man is denying the ass licking and claims the woman knew what she was doing when she said it. So I will have to retract my sentiments expressed on the last blog.. According to MANLAW number 27.

PEACE!

SEX

 The funny ish.

A while back prince admitted with confidence that his woman licks his ass.

Now before i go any further is a man getting his ass licked gay. I never had it done.  but if his ass is getting licked does that mean there's penetration going on too?  dont want to know. In my book its gay. Or maybe my conservative ass just isnt as freaky as I thought.

Back to the story. When Prince said this me and lil man was in the car. Lil man made a scene. NO NO facial expression of disgust and more. Just went on about how gay it was. So today I see lil man with his lady friend.  (for the sake of this story. LIL man is an ass. he always ask the woman questions or say statements that put me in the bind or leave me answering questions)

So thru my superior brian power I mind ucked the woman. meaning I got her to say what i wanted her to say with out her knowing what she was gonna say. Lil man was like you can ask her anything you cant touch me she know all. So i let her know i know all. So i asked her questions that she should know but didnt. And I know. then i thru a monkey wrench only to be a jerk in retailation to Lil man. I say. so has he had his ass licked. (reference number 3 LIl man explained this chick was very knowlegeable.  he brain was stupid ya dig)  So she says yes. I bust out laughin. Mr. Anti  ass licker had his ass licked. WTF. I was only joking. He was caught so off guard he didnt even refute. He asked her why would you say that. HAHAHAHA. This BUDS for you!!! It reminded me of a Homo phobe. He hates gays but is gay.. Well that was my laugh of the night.

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I DECREE YOU NOT HAVE YOUR ASS LICKED AND IF YOU DO DONT LET YA BOYS FIND OUT. ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! MAN LAW!

MAN LAW!!!

MAN LAW 

So the other day riding in the car with the Woman. KK was sleep we was listening to R Kelly. He some song dont ya say no.. Anyway he say well you wanna take first class trip girl you better work  those first class hips. I realized kells is a genius. He relates to every aspect of life. at least for men. one album with relevant music from age 18 til now. So while it played i looked at the Woman and Sang it. I hope she got the message.

I try to blog in peace but havent had any time at work and at home Rae is like james bond. she keeps going to the kitchen waiting around to see what im doing. which i dont help because all my typing stops.. I need a basement so I can live in peace.. 

Its late kids goodnight

Random thoughts

SO my best blogs have always came to me while sitting idol at work. So for the last few months my bosses have been working me like kunta so my blogs have merely been a 5 or 10 min drop off here and there. So while im sitting here i guess ill get some thoughts out.

1) With out crime and wrong doing we would be broke. I look at all of the jobs in the world and its seems like a huge portion is geared on defence and civil obideince. I mean we all need the criminals like a fat kid needs cake. We complain about these people all the time but realisticly we would nt have a job with out anything to investigate, council or blow up.. just wierd i tell ya. A peaceful world might be boring and poor.

2) Camero. That new camero is tough. It reminds me of the G35 back in college. WHich i wish i would have bought back then cause now it would be paid off. Red or Green Pill they say. Well I continouously have taken the red one and been like DAMMIT SH T AND DAMMIT AGAIN. Every year I declare i wont make more dumb decisions I wont curse. I wont waste moeny and Im gonna stop underachieving. I set goals and even start em but never seem to fulfill them. I working on achieving some but i guess you cant take over the world in a day. Back to the Camero. I want one of those jokers.. Ill put a date on it 4 23 20011. Im sure by then it will be something better out but o well that car is sick..

3) Parenting. Its tough having a little girl. The other day at the mall she was playing in the play thing they have at malls these days. She was getting on a little stump and some foreign kid (male) somewhat pushed her out the way and got on it. I was about to go Kick the little joker but she wasnt tripping. Im not saying im over protected but these parents who let there kids do what ever to other people are the harborers of criminals and terrorist. Well kk has been learning Ka RA Zy from me at home.. LOL she can do a good side kick.. I guess in a few months she will get even better. The most challenging part of parenting is dealing with the mom. She has issues. She comes and goes as she pleases with KK. I dont say nothing or ask nothing. The second we step out towards the door she act like im a criminal.. I hate mexicans.. jk put living in the spanish hood has casused me some negative views on foreigners. I e they smoke too damn much. it kills me. Well i got side tracked and had to work so maybe ill trythis again later.

BOOM YOU F ING IDIOT

So i finally snapped on the woman and called her a f ing idiot. For just cause too. i think.. despite the regular dumb ish she do and i let it roll of my back she continues to attempt to irrate the hell out of me. Im now convinced she does it on purpose.  I was in the room on the treadclimbr(go to boflex website) any way im working out.  On the maximum resistance and maximum speed. now they tell you to only do thirty minutes well 955 I was wrapping up my hour. The woman comes in the room and lays KK down. Usually these two don't go to bed til 11 or so. any way she lays her down. im listening to my ipod and watching the game i cant here anything. She signals time i signal back time. I been doing an hour on this thing for as long as i had it. So she cuts the lights out and turns the TV down.. I aint trip. i kept walking I only had 5 minutes left. she leaves the room comes back in and this time lays there for 3 minutes and then cuts the tv off. Meaning its pitch black in the room while I'm on the treadclimber. Now any one who does cardio knows those last minutes can be the roughest toughest. Prone to slipping losing a step or what not. So i yell cut the damn tv back on. i was pissed at this point and she did. Then cut it right back off in which i tripped and jumped off in the dark. These events and these events alone led to the blah blah you f ing idiot. I usually would say this means im not getting any tonight but  probably wasnt anyway. This is why men have a wife a gf and a mistress. pick ya poison i say... 

Sometimes I feel like somebody watchin meee!!!

Funny quickie. Sitting on the sofa last night with the girls watching noggin. Yes KK owns the tv or should buy stock in sony since its her third parent. any way we are watching tv and then rachel says whats that. Now i live on the ground level so cats are common in my neigborhood so i figure i cat walked by. I ts dark out mind you and i Look and see a set of eyes. looked again it was a lil 2 year old staring in my house. He freaking scared the crap out of me. So i looked at him from the sofa he looked at me i LOOKED AT HIM THEN I REAalized this was too crazy and went to the kitchen. When i came back he was gone. Freaky right. I wonder how have i tainted this poor kids eyes peeping in my window.. Well his parents should be watching him anyway. Aparently he comes on our patio all the time according to the woman. Just freaky

White girl

Quickie number 2.

Lately i been looking at white girls like they are hot..
I guess i had a reality check the other day. Sitting down at work a hot white girl walked by. I was thinking yeah. she's hot.. LOL and the brother next to me was looking too. he says man!!! I thinking he gonna say that was nice. She aint got NO ASS!! lol then reality kicked in. he was right. no booty.. so it was fun while it lasted white girls. it was fun while it lasted.. LOL

VACATION

FLIGHTS TO LA $$

5 STAR HOTEL $$$$

TICKETS TO MTV MOVIE AWARDS $$$

MANY OTHER ACTIVITIES $$$

NOT HAVING SEX DURING THE WHOLE DAMN TRIP ERRONEOUS!

FOR EVERTHINH IN LIFE THERES VISA!

FOR SEX I GUESS YOU GOTTA PAY CASH LOL.. JK

Ill write about my trip later.. peace

MEMORIAL DAY WOMEN

So I had a blast at the club. other than people trying to take pics while I was dancing and me dodging them like Neo from the matrix. It was a good time. One girl at the table was getting married in Sept. For what ever reason she mentioned she got a 60k dollar lexus. And her man this her man that. I was in a good mood so I aint go on her. But I wanted to say I hope you got a 400K House. Hood rich mofo. But I guess thats our culture. Its all about the car. Not the house. Any way she was getting it early on (DANCING) so I was inclined to talk with her but when I started talking to her I guess she was expecting me to try extra hard to get at her. I guess people who dont know me dont know me. Im just natuarally talkative. So she was confused. She was like can u get me a water. Had she been single or not driving a 60k lexus maybe I would have. But it seem like her telling me this was her way of telling me she was happy and to leave her alone. understandable i guess. So I was like you gotta have your hubby pay for that.. HAHAHAH. And she was like never mind. Hey ya gotta give a little to get a little. I mean I dont know you! Funny background i gathered from the snooty chick was she was with her man for at least 9 years cause the have an 8 and 2 year old. I didnt see an engagement ring even tho the wedding is 5 months away and she had paws tats all the way up her thigh. And she doesnt plan quiting the club.





My friend who invited me and I had a little rendeveu back in college. her friend AKA freaky wild girl knew me from my days at PGCC. So i guess women are just as competitive as men cause I got some good dancing with out any effort. Talking to my homegirl later that night she was like yeah "FREAKY GIRL" was like she used to try to talk to you blah blah blah. I was like I seen her in class but we aint have no interaction. MY friend continues, I told her too late I had that. I was like gee thanks. Now im a peace of meat huh. Dont treat me like a man treats a woman ok. It just aint right.. LOL Just thought that was funny. But my friend is no an avid blocker for the woman! She lets everyone know im "Married"



LAST THING

DANCE OFF..

This fat guy was getting it. Hitting dance moves our moms and dads mainly dads were doing back when we werent even thought of. Looking like re run.. Well at one point the whole club was looking at him so I guess he wanted to sice it. Well sice it he did. The bamma went for a cart wheel. That looked more like a tuck and roll i learned in 4th grade gym class.. HAHAHA

OH KK is talking more. She tells her Mom "I LOVE YOU" I guess i dont say it enough to get one. Aint that a #$(*&#). But she does tell me "hi daddy"

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND PRINCE

SO I say terminator this weekend. I went to the movies alone AGAIN! Two weeks in a row. GO ME!! In the process I forgot about a church event that I was supposed to attend.. LOL But It was a fund raiser and i had purchased my tickets so thats what really counts.

Sat Night I go to the club and several funny things happen.

Ill break em down by person rather than any sequence of the night.

PRINCE AKA 8 YEAR RELATION SHIP TIME OUT.

Well prince showed up. I gotta give it to him cause he the only one of the fellas who actually parties. I went because it was a friend of mines b day. She had a table hurray for me. No leaning on the wall. sitting down instead.. LOL

Back to Prince. Once again I had to introduce him with a side comment that he is metro more or less. YOu may think im being mean but every time we go out without fail people ask me is he gay. Even his gf says she gotta watch out for the gay guys more than women LMAO!!! So to save that step I say he metro before they can ask if he's gay. I dont knock prince cause prince be getting his fair share of cute women. Any way.. AS the night goes on One of my freinds friends looked to be having a good time (DRUNK) so I put the bug in her ear prince was trying to holla. Eventually she come over pull him up and they dance. (SIDE NOTE IM ALWATS TRYING TO HOOK SOMEONE UP) Looking like a spanish music video. All intense and ish. but funny. Then they make there way back to the couch or what ever you call it at the club and the two start making out. AS a good friend I made sure I took clear well composed incrimating photos of the make out session. (for a good laugh down the road). So I dont know who camera I used I just hope it dont see the light of facebook.. LOL But the girl was just wild. I had my fun with her too. She was slim so I even got to dance freaky with her. I was the drunk guy dancing with the girl who feet wernt touching the ground legs wrapped around me. Its funny the more you do when you drunk the less you notice those around you. but just standing there you feel like the whole world is staring at ya. So I Lifted her butt up. Hercules hercules.. LOL Note She had to be 110 pounds. Cause I know I aint lifting no one up but for the hell of it I did. I had some fun freaking the drunks but I cant dance so that aint last too long. Now almost all of my friends friends were engaged or married females but they had no problem acting a fool.. Damn shame if you ask me.

Back to prince.

The second prince situation was rather funny. Prince is a very vain and confident person We call him gay all the time and he thinks its a compliment or jealousy.
But tonight that all went out the window. He attempts to holla at a chick. and recieves a funny @$$ rejection.
She told this bamma your cute but your too short.. LMAO!!
Following that another guy who was hanging with us from the table was hollering at a chick and her friend was trying to block so me or prince had to play wing man. Take out the ugmo!! Well we argued back and forth. I was like go get it. he was like you get it. She too tall.. (AMAZING the impact the words of any woman may have on a man. A once overly confident man broken down by the comments of total stranger) Well she starts to pull her friend away from they third guy we met at the table was like help. He didnt say help but men have a language we all understand. Now I know I would have been pissed if my friends aint do there part at this crucial moment. So i went over and kinda dance dwith the chick. Well gave her some attention and she eventually starts dancing. She was tall and skinny. I counldnt do nothing with it. (SIR MIX ALOT OVER HERE). So I try to move her to prince. She look like she was gonna give him the business then prince pulls off. Tells me she too tall.. LMAO..
That chicks comment really f'd him up.

NEXT EPISODE

Third guy tried to holla at another chick. She says she is too tired. We proceed to walk away and she pulls prince hand. Gets his number. Later than night text him to come to her hotel. Prince calls me. .. tells me she want him to come over. I was like have fun. He was like you dont wanna come. NOPE!! Got curfew.. LMAO. The woman say i gotta be in by 3.. JK But really what anyone living with someone got any business getting home after 3. I dunno. he said when he got there she asked was I with him to entertain her ugly friend. Whey cute girls always gotta bring that one friend who just dont cut it!! Its to make ya look better aint it. Well Ill take a L on the dance floor but I wasnt going have no ugmo thinking she was getting any from me. I act up a little. but at the end of the day I act married too. SO i gave up the side chick game. Now flirting is a different road to drive on!

LAST PART

Booked by a man! Im done for the night and just wanna go home So I was like alright fellas i'm out. the third guy we met at the table who friends didnt show up was like hold up. Whats yals numbers.. LOL I dunno. I havent made a new male friend since college. I prob aint really make any in college. All the guys in my phone are from high school unless we worked together so It felt rather wierd giving my number out. Reminded me of that movie "I love you man" going on man dates looking for new friends.

GOD BLESS THE COLLEGE EDUCATED. OR THOSE WITH COMMON SENSE

I was on facebook and someone from high school added me as a friend. I looked at there profile and they had all these booty pics up. The person wasnt too sexy so im like wtf. Anyway I sent a message. Being the ass that I am i said. Hey wassup. and whats up with you taking all the booty pics on the internet. She replied i didnt take these on the internet. I took em somewhere else and put them on here. WOW!!! To all my college buddies smart buddies half a cent buddies. I LOVE YOU! Even when I call you stupid for things you have done. I realized i often take for granted how smart you all are..

Also the other day i was telling the woman I wanted hamburgers for dinner. Out of pure sarcasim I say yeah i want them breaded and battered like chicken. She was like like chicken I say yeah. I seen it on food network. The next day I come home looking forward to my burger and I smell fried chicken. WRONG! It was friend hamburger. Breaded hambuger. I ate em cause I aint wanna cause any fight but they aint taste to great. She only made four I ate two. Then i broke down and said. I was only joking about the breaded burgers. LOL I was like I cant eat anymore you gotta eat the rest. EYCARUMBA!!!

EWW dont touch me

So theres this guy on my floor who is pretty funny. Always full of good stories. Pretty charismatic. And i would say we are pretty cool. Well he usually walks down the hall. HEY HIGH FIVE! reluctantly I would give him one here and there. Until NOw. The other day I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth. yes I brush my teeth at work cause I have invisiline and every time I eat I gotta brush. SO im brushing my teeth and he walks in starts talking and makes his way to the stall. He continues to talk. and BOOM sound like he had the supa dupa runs .. I mean flagelence all over the place. So he still talking like he not taking a ish. I couldnt clean my braces fast enough. Well he finally finishes im still brushing. (cleaning up my mess) and he looks into the mirror and fixes his hair and says see in the office. WTF. DId this mofo just take the SH&T from HELL AND AINT WASH HIS HANDS. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. Funny thing is i told me homeboy about it. he was like white people.. LOL. funny thing is i never mentioned he was white but he sure was.. Now when i hear this guy or walk buy his desk I put my hands in my pocket. That still isnt working cause i just tried my move and he gave me a pat on the back.. WTF up with that. EWW MAN He just ruined our office freindship.. Putting Fices touch everywhere.

CRazy Girl

My homeboy who met a girl at the club 3 weeks ago hit it off and forgot he had a long time gf.  Has been complaining because the girl of 3 weeks wants him to break up with the girl of 8 years. And he is considering. I reccommended that he go talk to his woman and see if  they both have the same goals for the relationship since it seems that they are only together because they dont want to see the other with someone else. 

His woman just thinks they have problems for what ever reason.  She even complains about dumb things so much she cant see the big picture that he has somewhat moved on emotionally due to unhappiness. I dont know how she dosnt think he is cheating cause everytime I call the mofo with side booty. We (the fellas) told him he had it made. He getting away with Murder and complaining he is getting accused of J walking. Shoot Any of us would accept the J walking conviction in  a heartbeat. BABy you got me. I J walked. and Im sorry. Now if you excuse me i got a murder to finish.. LOL 

A PIECE OF ADVICE TO THOSE WHO THINK BUT CANT PROVE THERE MATE IS CHEATING.

THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE. (SAM JACKSON)

We all have a gut feeling that is usually right. Dont ignore it.  You just gotta be tactical on your pursuit. 

Now its not my business to share anyways to catch ya mate but it can be done. LOL

WEll back to the story. The guy gf agrees he is free to do what he wants for the summer. And they have a date to get back together. Will get tested and all and move forward.  I dont understand that one? But more power to my homie for pulling that off. 

But homie fell in love with the side chick so its not like he free. He merely trying to transfer gfs for the summer.  CRAZY!!!  Its like being a freed slave  then going to a KKK member house asking to work for food and shelta. "Yessa sa .I 's a good worka sa."

I wish this was a clause in marriage or dating.  The  4 year mark you get 3 months off to just enjoy. I bet men wouldn't cheat anymore. We would anticipate this 3 month break. WOuld just be saving 4 years at a time. Man i can t wait for my next break. 

SLEEp

Today I sleep caught up to me. I think I run from it to try to have time that I lose from working so damn much. Well i thought i was taking a 20 min nap and end up almost calling it a night.

SOOO!! I had stuff to blog about but once the moment has passed it has passed.

I guess you all can blame one friend for the lack of blogs. They gave advice to improve things with the woman.  So with out all the fighting no much happens around these parks.. YUP

I seen a commecial yesterday for some KY extended pleasure for women gel.

I noticed it was a asian man with his woman in bed. They portrayed his sex life as horrible. Then they used the gel and they both look tired after sex. Im glad im not asian. I mean they get made fun of for having a small gold memeber left and right. South Park, SNL and just in general. I mean maybe its justified but it sucks to be them. Its like you lost before you one. Maybe thats why they  buy all the exotic cars. This was almost as bad as the KFC commercial with a black family having dinner with no dad. SLAP IN my damn face. Thats why i eat POPEYES at least they just think I love chicken.  THey aint sending subliminals around that Im supposed to be in jail or just out of the f ing picture. I go on vacation next week.. WOO HOO. MAybe i will do twitter for that trip only.

Marriage

So Im with the woman and we stop by my moms house on the way back from the mall. Every time I go visit my family with out fail they say. SO whens the big day. I say there aint no big day. They say dont pay him no mind when you wanna get married. I usually give the woman the mean eye at this point. Like dont entertain them. Well this time they made some progress. They always ask whats your wedding colors. And i say shut it. Mainly to my older sister! The woman says I was thinking blue and silver since he like the dallas cowboys. I said time to go. But they kept going so I start calling em out. They claim they gonna pay for my wedding. So I said I we getting married at the gaylord. Your all invited. Cause Im not paying a penny! Trying to force marriage on me. Imma hurt ya pockets. LOL


Facebook is to invasive

After we leave my moms I get home. Now my facebook activity has decreased like 90 percent. Because like a explained before in an older blog. the woman took that away from me when she joined. So for a while i didnt think she looked at what I do but I was wrong. Just the other day She was watching tv and i was looking for homes online and she says. your gf got a new movie. I siad who; Jessica Alba. She says no Laura London. I was like I dont even know what she look like. (I REALLY DONT) She was like well u picked her on fb as 5 women you dream about. I was like that was just fun. I couldnt pick laura out of a crowd. I mean If i seen her i prob would say she fine as hell. but i couldnt pick her out and say thats Laura London. I think this is the reason I dont tweet. The woman was the first person to invite me as a friend on there. What could I really say. Speak my mind and have it thrown back at me with out even knowing i siad somethign wrong. O well

my weekend

How did my weekend begin. Umm at work. Friday Night I was at my part time 4 to midnight. I called the woman to tell her we were going to see wolverine when i got off. KK would be sleep so her mom wouldnt really have to do much sitting. I had bought tickets online. Any way I always needs a baby sitter. But never have one so I invited the womans mom over to stay the night . I dont think she is a good baby sitter because I remember a time she watched KK and when i picked her up it seemed like my poor child took 3 dumps with out being changed and she claims she didnt smell it. Any way I was looking for a simple sitter so I invited her over. So I come in thru the back door and I see the woman on the floor and BAM!!! I SAID BAAAMMM!! THIS MO FO WAS LAYING ON THE SOFA NAKED... NAKED WRAPPED IN A SHEET. THE woman said I siad OH MY GOD! I dont remember I was just like WTF! The womans mom is like 4'11 300 pounds so its just not a pretty site i tell ya. I mean UGGGGG. This happened once before and I was tramatized. I knocked on her bedroom door looking for the WOman. She says come in. ANd BAM! BAM!!!!! She is sittin there NAked. She says she thought Iwas rachel. I said i was blind.
This is why i got the woman a gym membership and stopped buying soda and chips.

So we head to the movies and we get int there. Some teens or young acting 20 year olds were just loud .. like yelling loud. I thought the Hoffman was supposed to be a cool places to see movies espicailly late at night. So the kids are yelling the amc person walks in. A white kid. 17 18 maybe. I looked at his face and it siad: SH$$$$$T!!!! I do not want to deal with these N*GGAS. and trust they were some N!!!!. So he goes and gets the manager. The manager tells them to hush the dont so he tells them to leave. they dont. So he gets the cops and kicks em out. I just for the life of me understand why its always some black kids talking all loud and out of control. I just dont get it. Well i was interupted while writing this so lost my thought.

On to the next topic

I went to blockbusters and saw the black version of Pat. You all know who Pat is. If you dont google it. LOL It was just wierd. I was like is that a man or woman. Then it was behind me in line and it spoke. So I said ok its a woman. I turned around and it had a mustache so again Iwas like damn. what was that. I said its just a PAT.. yup a pat

men need attention too!!

So im talking to my homeboy who essentially has a good woman. loyal in law school holds him down and he cheating on her with some 19year old he met at the club last week. Swears she gives him all the loving he wants and more. His girl is completely oblivious and think they just argue for no reason. Any way while talking to him he mentions Man! she gives me all this attention and I thought about it. Isnt that why men really cheat. We say i dunno but we are too manly to admit that we just want some attention. if we go up to our lady and say you not giving me attention we look and feel like a "B8tch" so we sugar coat it. HEY! Lets have sex! This translates into hey honey you look lovely today, lets spend some time together. Women take it as o lord he wants to mess up my undies again and thus the rip between the happy union is made. So what happens after this rip. Well your boys are only gonna listen to your gripes but so much before the start saying they busy or just not answering the phone. SO you go out. Against your woman 's will even if she says its ok. And for only 10 bucks you can buy some attention. Thats right pay for it. Im talking buying someone a drink. YOu buy that drink and you got instant attention for at least 20 min unless its a cold blooded mo fo. Any way at some point your getting constant attention buy someone grinding on ya. Her daddy prob didnt give her enought attention growing up but this is about men. So if your lucky you take her home. (RISKAY!!!) But even if not you start texting calling on the low sneaking around. Why. NOt for sex. you can get that when you want. Its the attention the sex giver isnt giving you. This woman half way sounds interested in you. And there you go the reason men cheat number 1.

I lil attention goes along way. I still remember when my ex gf played me in madden. That was a historic event. She played the entire game.

I remember when the woman beat me in a fighting game. That I bet sucky sucky on.

To think women think getting ya hair done cooking dinner or cleaning is the number one things to do when all the guy really wants is some attention,
Well until you start giving it to him.

He will be banging the hell out of the naieve 19year old with a sex drive like a mustang gt0.
with some attention on the side.

TIFFANYS OR JARED

IM NOT GETTING MARRIED BUT WHAT IS A BETTER. 1 CARAT AT TIFFANYS OR 2 CARATS AT JARED. IF THE COST ROUGHLY THE SAME PRICE. BE HONEST.

THINGS I FORGOT TO BLOG

Ok So at the club some dude walks in. WHite guy around 6 foot 3 with some red skinny jeans and a sleveless shirt. He starts dancing like claude the techno twin from the at and t commercials. This guy is killing it on an empty dance floor. Well it gets better he is hoping around clapping doing his thing when a white girl who looked like brooke hogan decides she gonna dance with this cat.  she standing there doing some weird girations. (u know how some white people dance) looking all crazy while he walks around her in circles popping up behind her on the right. left right left right right. She looks back left right left right and then caboom. this mofo falls on the ground. Ol boy doesnt even help her up. He walks away like B# tch you cramping my style.. I was done right there.

Left out event number 2)

White girls dancing immatation. I told Prince  he should dance with the white girl next to him working her way to him. He says no. you see how shes dancing and immatates her. The only way i can decribe it is the trash cans that came to life on the wiz.  LOL

moment number 3)

I introduced prince to my friend and his friends. I told my freind wife this my homeboy. He is pretty metro.

Later that night she says so you said you met your friend on the metro. I was like no he is metro. She was like oh i thought he was gay. LMAO

moment 4)

Prince ditched me for some 19 year old he met.  He actually got her in the car and took her home. But said he just made out.

Now we clown Prince all the time cause he cant seal the deal. He only scored with 3 women. Etc. Its what men do pick on your friends for anything possible really. 

Well prince called today and was like hey. I sealed the deal.. LMAO!!

Moment5)

Prince is killing it today. He always talks about giving the chicks 3 mins. I thought it was a joke. But it wasnt. I was like so what happened man. He was like i got in and got out. I will spare the details because someone might know who the hell im talking about... LMAO!!!

Birthday and Wedding Wedding and Birthday

Where do I begin. Well I already told you all about the wedding eve so now Ill start with the wedding. Overall the wedding was nice and cool. We hit some traffic so didnt make it to the grooms places but we made it to the church at 4 anhour before the wedding was to start. 6 O Clock the wedding started. Any who im almost off work so this will be quick. The pastor doing the ceremony said that the bride was like his daughter only to call her by the wrong name later in the ceremony causeing laughter throughout the church which prob killed the bride inside.
There was someone in the wedding who read a scripture or something that had on a mini skirt or something with perfect thighs. She managed to get in the limo with the bridal party as we left. I told one friend damn look at her man. He had nerve to say is that all you think about. I said yes. Screw you. Nothing worse than trying share a hot chick moment for someone to kill your buzz trying to be all mature. Truth be told men are immature almost all day. The only time we serious is if we are angry even then we resort to immature things. So once we get out of the limo I got to talk to the other grooms men and the sure did admire this vixin. Everyone was in the reception area. While the bridal party remained out side for more wedding pics. Exept there was no photographer to be found. I walked around and found him after 10 min cause a brother was hungry. lol he was on the other side of the building waiting. Well the vixin was taking pics with her camera as the photographer did his and she was talking to the lil kid and the front. SMile for me. come on cuties smile. What she didnt realizes is she helped 5 grooms men smile too cause all our ladies were already seated inside. LOL. The reception was cool. The bride threw the boucay to one of her friends. The garder belt was thrown at mr. dont you think about anything else. Mind you only three single guys were at this wedding all in bridal party. The wedding had to have had 90 percent of the brides family 10 percent groom if not less. I gave the new couple a card and with there gifts in there hand and as i walked away felt a tap on my behind. I didnt look back. I hope the bride swong the cards on accident.. LOL


B DAY.
IM OLD the end.

Sike i went out and the man at the club yelled at me for having a stereo foam cup.
I was ready to curse him out ( not really but just let him no im not no child) cause i think IBIZA sucks but my other homeboy was celebrating so I just threw my cup away and went in. My friends showed up all coupled up wife and fiance and i kinda felt out of place. for the first time i was missing the misses. Cause they was getting there freak on and I was just standing alone. I used to party hard but now I dunno. I dont book chicks and get numbers anymore. Maybe its like male minapause or something. Or this 3 month preggo gut i been rocking harder than these teens and there skinny jeans. Any way you look at it "PIMP DOWN". Im out the game. Unless something hunts me down im prob not getting any more extra booty. MY BALLS MIGHT AS WELL BE HANGING NEXT TO JORDANS JERSEY!!

QUESTION TO ALL

HOW MANY CARATS SHOULD A WEDDING RING BE ANY WAY.
AND HOW MUCH SHOULD A RING COST.
NO IM NOT GETTING MARRIED BUT I GOTTA GET ENGAGED ONE DAY!


I had fun with the woman at the wedding. She made a new friend. Lil man's gf and they hit it off. Just telling each other how they didnt like the other ones bf and all the wrong me and lil man do.. Curse little man for sitting them next to each other.. LOL

MY B DAY AND WEDDING REHEarsal i'll edit or re write tommorow

IM TIRED SO THIS WILL BE SHORT AND SIMPLE

B DAY WOKE UP. GOT MY BIRTHDAY LOVING WHICH THE WOMAN IS CONTRACTUALLY BOUND TO DO.

TOOK KK TO DAYCARE. BOUGHT THE WOMAN A DRESS FOR WEDDING.  DRESS WAS SIMPLE FROM THE LIMITED. 90 bucks hurray for me. last formal event we went to we went to  BCBG and i spent who knows how much (my cheap but know 320) for her to tell me years later she didn't like the dress. The dress picking process was lenthy yesterday but today we had no time so I just agreed with what she liked. I think this might be the key to a good relationship. Agree with the woman on all minor issues.

 

WENT TO MOVIES, AND BAR LOUIE.

FYI  I LOVE YOU MAN IS PRETTY FUNNY SO GO SEE IT.  I GUESS I RELATED CAUSE THROUGH OUT COLLEGE I DIDNT REALLY HAVE TO MANY MAIL FRIENDS, ACTUALLY THROUGH OUT LIFE. I HAVE SOME BUT ON A REGULAR HANG OUT BASIS I THINK THE WOMEN WON!.. LOL SO GO SEE THAT IF YOU DONT LIKE THE MOVIE ILL GIVE YOU A REFUND. IF YOU DO LIKE IT YOU OWE ME SOME WINGS! THAT THE HOMELESS MAN TOOK FROM ME.

OH THE WOMAN GAVE ME A SHIRT AND SOME SHADES THAT WAS COOL CAUSE ON CHRISTMAS I WOKE UP TO DIDDLY SQUAT. LOL

Wedding Rehersal.

The wedding rehersal was very interesting.

The wedding planner sent out a harsh email to the effects that rehersal would start 6pm sharp. 

Could not bring spouse gf or kids to rehersal etc.

So  i took off work to make this one cause from pg to b more during rush hour isnt a joke.

well we get there at 5 15. no one at the church

6pm our homie the groomo shows up. still no one else there

7pm maybe 5 more people.

740pm the wedding planner decideds to come up.

820 she finally gives some instruction.

Instructions.  you guys line up by height walk out in this order.

is there a certain walk?

NO!

Ok any spacing?

No!

I guess ill strike a pose or two. 

Well we mentioned spacing so that was added in. 

The rest just seemed like meaning less bickering with the wedding planner(Ghetto) and the family.

Wasnt non of my business so after that the expensive rehersal dinner was reduced to chinese food which I opted to skip. I missed my kk 3 days and a row. Sat will be daddy daughter day. We can go play with my gas powered remote control car at the park. The woman will prob come to unless she wakes up to late.

You Want your Cornbread.

Tonight I went out to watch the game with the homies. Shocking cause my friends never go out. But any way I order some wings. 20 to be exact. One friend eats about five of em. He is picking the wings that look like the drumstick which I happen to like. I was like dude take some of the other ones too. "his reply. But I like the ones that are like drumsticks. I guess I was gonna give him my cornbread or else. I eat 4 wings and I got the rest to go. I wanted to catch "I love you man" but was out voted so we headed to espn zone. One block away, just waiting on the light to change so we can cross the street a homeless guy says "Can I have your food" . NOW correct me if I am wrong but i thought the homeless ask for money. This guy truely stepped his game up. He ask for what he knew I had. He didnt know I had money but clearly I had food.  Now at this point I really didn't wanna share. Cause I paid for the tip meaning Everyone paid 20 and I paid 32 dollars. ANd only ate 4 wings. I mean I only got it to go so we had time to catch the movie.  So with a 10 second pause and deep sigh I gave up my food. He really wanted it too cause he actually offered to buy it from me.  The one who asked for my cornbread said you know you didn't look like you wanted to give him ya food. WELL I DID SO THERE YA GO. LOL. HEARS ONE FOR THE 8 DOLLAR A PIECE WINGS I HAD TONIGHT! CALL ME CHEAP I GOT A KID LOL.

SIDE NOTE.  my car took a little damage tonight becuase two of my heavier friends rode with me. Both on the Passenger side. So on one side of the car lets say 7 to 800 Pounds on my side 195.  I Swore I felt the car pulling to the left.  I was very nervos cause the last time I was in the car with these two we were with my other homie and his suspension blew out literally. ANd the last time they both sat on my sofa it broke and half. Needless to say I DROVE SLOW HOMIE. Thank you MR. WEST. .....So finally heading home  the biggest of my friend gets in  the car and the door is stuck on the curb. I got my car brand new last year and it already has more dents and scratches than  my sis car she had for 6. My LUCK I guess.. ANy way he was like just pull up real slow tay. So I did and I heard some horrible scratching. I havent looked but maybe GOD will make that scratch disappear tonight since I did a good deed.

WEIRD THINGS

PEOPLE MUST FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE WITH ME!  YESTERDAY I WAS walking into Target and a lady with a large amount of toilet paper leaving the store looks at me and says I crap alot and then laughs out loud. I'M like wtf. I mean how weird was that. Could you imagine walking into the Grocery store and some old man says I have herpes. Or some other off the wall fun fact about himself.  This world I tell ya. Then later I go into blockbusters where I know most of the employees enough to carry ongoing conversations from my last visit to the store. Well apprently I carry convo''s to well. The  geeky guy who likes all the anime stuff says. : Can I come over. I thought he was just saying the movie I got was good. I was like oh its that good of a movie. He goes no, really can I come hang out. play x box.. IM like woooooh buddy. Thats what I get for being friendly relating to people talking bout anime and other ish normal people dont give two poops about.

DEPRESSION

I NOTICED. that the woman has this universal excuse for everything. "Depression" If i asked why didnt you... before the question is even finished BAM!!!..DEPRESSION. or your not the one who is stressed and depressed. Even when I ask well what are you stressed and depressed about. She goes on like just leave me alone you dont understand. Earth to ladys men are problem solvers thats why GOD made us with less emotions so one of us can think clearly and rationally to solve both our problems =) . But since I dont understand Im GLAD YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! But reeally What IF men started using this excuse too. I think us fellas should band together and begin the use of this excuse women have used for years.

Only gave the woman 5 min of sex. Not your fault. Its DEPRESSION.
Well baby you know my depression been kicking in. If I wasnt depressed I woulda tore it up.

To cheap to go somewhere nice for dinner. Not any more.
Man this Damn depression. Baby, Im to depressed to even go out Ruth Chris tonight. We just gotta sit in the house and Mc Donalds. Im to depressed to dress up to go somewhere nice.

NOTE: Think of the money you'd save on this depression excuse.

GET RID OF THAT 2009 CAR YOU JUST GOT!

WE DEPRESSED BABY. LETS GET A BuSTED 98 COROLLA!! EASY ON GAS AND NO CAR NOTE! AND if she ask why we dont have a better car. DEPRESSION!

ITHINK I SHOULD RIGHT A BOOK. THINK LIKE A WOMAN AND BE A MAN!! TAKE THAT STEVE HARVEY!!!

Well when are we going to move into the new house.

Response. Im depressed aint nothign I can do.

I m not mocking depression the least bit. I know many have chemical imbalances. But i think the excuse is often over used.

I just want a shot to use it too. Might be fun.

The woman would prob laff her butt off if I used that as an excuse.

MORE MULTIBLOGS

Chillin with the woman last night a new episode of her show came on;"The Hills" .Personally I think it sucks or never gave it the time of Day to think its cool. When The "Hills" comes on and I go away. Except last night towards the end of the show I came back. I made an effort to hang with the lady during something she enjoys rather than be devided. Good Idea right. WRONG!! Apparently she likes to be left alone during the show. So I was only To be shushed. Hmm hmmed and so on. Well at one point in the show Hiedi was going off on Spencer." Yes I learned the names lol. About him talking to some bar-tender while she was in another state. I then thought I would add my two cents. ME:Spencer wouldn't have to talk to the bartender if Hiedi didn't nag every time she sees him. I mean the bar tender was chill ask how his day was he actually gets to talk. And then BAM. NAG NAG NAG. I continued to say Heidi your so dumb. Talking to the TV of course. WE ALL TALK TO THE TV.
The woman then turns to me and begins hitting me talking bout are you talking bout me. You say I nag you and the rest was toned out. I thought it was kinda funny. FYI the hills isnt so bad. I just have the hardest time telling the girls apart. I think I am a fan of Lauren. GRRRRR..
HAHAHA

Sex Blog.
This blog my friend sent me about successful black men vs black women was rather intersting. It made a lot of statements to why they clash.
One reason is black women think they are smarter than men. Well real men know they (MEN) are smarter and wouldn't argue.. ( I had to put that in there for some of you women. Cause the blog said you read and see what you wanna see. LOL jk. Anywho here's the link. http://eastcoastcriticsarebiased.blogspot.com/ Its long as hell but interesting.

Easter Sunday

My church cancelled the annual easter egg hunt because they said it could be unfair. I was a little upset. Me and KK was going for a repeat..The Lakers aint got nothing on us over here!!! We killed it last year and those 5 and 6 years old don't got nothing on team TAY!!.

Gymnastics.
The Gymnastics place called "the little gym was the biggest hustle ever.
If you break down the price by class it cost 20 a class. Held once a week for 45 min. For you people who arent to good with numbers that's 80 a month for four classes. Four classes in which you the parent are in the room doing 95 percent of the interaction with your child. We bounced the ball to each other. Shook Bells and popped bubbles. I was like WTF man. I been teachin her gymnastics since she was born and didn't even know it. I wonder is she learning spanish too.

On a side note. One funny thing happened in class. KK walks up to a white man and grabs and holds his hand as we were heading out, like she does to me. I guess she thought he was me. She looked and looked and looked. Finally the woman says Daddys over there PUFF.. I was on his other side then realized that that white guy wasn't daddy. I guess its time for a new perscription with those glasses.

Funny note number 2. There were two black kids in the class. The rest were white. Now we all have this stereo type that white people don't disicipline there kids and they show out for no reason. Well on this day me and the woman was the white people.. LOL Kk started throwing a tantrum and all the parents were staring. I guess waiting for the black people to Joe Jackson there kid.. LOL I just picked her lil butt up and took her out the room for a second. My baby has a horrible temper. From her MOMMA SIDE.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME!!
Why hanna montanna is 16 and dating a 21 year old.
Man I would whoop that boys tail.
TIME is Freaking flying. KK will be 3 soon. Friends are getting married.
I ll get married soon I suppose.
Most tell me you already married whats the hold up.
Well we cant go two weeks with out arguing. Even if I don't argue back to the sisters that mean talk more ish than you were before apparently.

SEX AGAIN
The other day the woman tried to have sex. Well right after we had sex.
Right after we got back from the gym. I swear she never tries to have sex. I mean we have sex but when I initiate. I was freaking confused shock and happy all at the same time. Im like wow is this a hybrid. More MPG. LOL She must think I have a thing on the side or something. I try to scare her straight some times by demonizing the male species with stories the guys I know are doing telling her how this friend cheating on gf and stuff.

At my second gig there are two ladies who are 50 years or older who be talking bout putting it on this guy I work with cause he play flirt but they dead serious. Nasty women really be offering up the butt. And I be like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww to myself. Its freaking disgusting if you ask me. I mean they prob havent had sex with light in there presence for 20 years. Since they hit there early thirties.

I have a question do women cheat as regularly as men do.

GREEN EYED MONSTER

SO IM AT Church Wed night trying to get it together. I havent been in a few weeks cause Im my nephew mentor so his visitations are on sunday. Any way my mom is a pastor. So Im at chuch and after service I was just saying wassup to my mom and all when a member who swears I dont like her cause Im not all buddy buddy with her comes up trying to chime in. Well I noticed she had contacts in. Green Contacts and she was almost a dark brown skin. Looked kinda wiered to me so I was like you got contacts in. She goes yeah im trying to look like ya mother. My mom has gray/ green eyes. Then this mofo try to go on me and says why you shave ya head. Well lets thank Jesus that I didnt go on her for trying to be a comedian on the low. I was like cause I aint got no hair mofo. Minus the mofo. But the same tone.

OLD LADY RUFFED ME

I was at Pentagon city. I pulled up to a parking space was waiting to turn in for on coming traffic to pass when a old lady who had almost completely passed the spot noticed I had stop. She see s my spot which was a good one. Blocks it. Backs up and turns in. YOU talking bout heated. I was like WTF. But I been working on not tripping so I went on into the store.

Curling Iron.

The woman burns her hot comb on the front burner and leaves it on unattended. I try tell her use the back one because lil tay can grab it. She for what ever reason was like no. I was like so whats keeping her from grabbing it getting burnt. Or if she got burnt what you gonna say. She was like i told her not to touch it. Im thinking you told a 2 year old not to touch and expect it to be that simple. The things I go thru.

OLD STORY NEVER POSTED

FELLAS I SEEN THE PERFECT BODY AT THE GYM!!!!
Wooooooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo. She inspired me to do my cardio for an hour in 15 mins because her machine was directly infront of mine. What a treat. LOL A treat until the incredible hulk (BF) comes up and kisses her. Now im in the wiehgt room. Trying get some muscles. LOL

BEING A MENTOR IS A PAIN

My nephew goes to a school for bad kids way out aberdeen. They freaking let the parents off the hook and the success of the kid is all put on the mentors. THis is like a 2 hour drive each way almost every other weekend. But Its worth if as long as the boy make it and go to college. But talking to and trying to reason with a teen is almost like trying to reason with a woman..jk. That mofo just know everything. I be glad once he go to college and can know it all versus some professors.. LOL

LAST STORY

WOMAN COMPLAIN I NAG HER. I COMPLAIN WOMAN NAG ME. I STOP REMINDING WOMAN THINGS SHE NEED TO DO. NOW WOMAN SAY IM MAD AT HER AND NOT TALKING.!! CANT WIN IN THIS THING CALLED RELATIONSHIP. I THINK BEING SINGLE IS BEAUTIFUL.. RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRESSFUL. THE END. NICE AND SIMPLE.

OK NEXT WEEK ILL HAVE A REAL BLOG AGAIN. I THINK IM NOT WORKING TO DEATH ANYMORE.. WOO HOO..

OH LIL TAY STARTS GYMNASTICS THIS WEEK THIS SHOULD MAKE FOR A GOOD BLOG.

Signs of Getting Older

1) Not on Twitter. Well I thought I understood it then learned I didnt. Now I do. Similar to what I do on here. So I might just joint twitter.

2)Choose sleep over sex

3) Dont eat fast food everyday

4)Your belly finally covers your belt. (I washed under my stomach for the first time last week. TEAR TEAR

5)CHoose Sleep OVer SEx

6) Teens call you sir or mam

7)YOu have kids

8)College is considered the good ol days

9)You shop exclusively on the clearance rack

10) You more racist then you were 5 years ago!

11)Fart freely around significant other. LAdies cannot do this only men

12)A good date is dinner and movie

13) Microsoft office 2007 was just installed at my desk and It took me 30 min to learn how to print.

14) I needed a playlist for 4 months for my IPOD and still havent got it done.

NUMBER 1 even tho its 15!!!!

Your best freind is no longer one of the boys. Its your GF.. Thats who I do all my gossiping with now!!! Yup myass is old!!.. LOL

A Raisen in the Son I mean Daughter =)

Yesterday during an extremely long day. (SECOND JOB) I took a break and came home. As I was pulling into the parking space the phone rings. Its the woman: tay omg, KK has a rasin stuck in her nose we gotta go to the ER. I guess it was good timing for kk and rae but horrible for me. I had something to do. KK was fine. All I can think is why did she have a raisin she can put up her nose for in the first place. I looked up her nose and couldnt see the raisin. But I took them to the ER where Doctors sucked the raisin out with some nifty gadget. The first time KK cooperated with the DOCs that I can remember. She cries when she see them in there jackets(Trama from shots). I guess she knew she really needed there help. I was just wondering are little kids supposed to have raisens anyway. I wouldnt buy them. O well I dont know how but some how I ended up on schedule to work my regular 45 hours at my first job and 32 on the second This week. Mon thru Friday. Never again. Im about to pass out at work.. NO SLEEP AT ALL!!! MAN!
I Need an exit strategy forthe second gig. Time to stop working so much. Maybe OBAMA will help me.

Twitter

I finally learned what the hell twitter was. Seems like the same thing I do on here but more obessive complusive. So since i been switched back to my old office in VA I havent blogged as nearly as much. I dont blog at home cause I dont feel like answering a million questions to the woman. And I havent been blogging at work because Ive been working. LOL. Bad weather lead to this blog today. I guess Ill provide a recap of things I would have blogged on if i wasnt busy.

1) Pregnant Again

One night last week or maybe the week before (a thursday none the less) I going to bed thinking it was a good day when my woman decided it would be a good time to tell me she going to the doc on monday. I say ok.. What for. We all know when a woman tells you something they want you to ask a question back. She says to take a preg test. Call me crazy but if its thursday why are you going monday. And further more why not take a home test. I was pretty upset at the time so I didnt blog it because it would have been to halarious and one of you may have died laughin. So I walk to the CVS near my job buy a test get home tell her to take it. She says she aint gotta go to the bathroom. MAN!!! Im thinking are you just F ing with me.. LOL She eventually takes it and not preg. But still takes test with doc. Which I havent gotten any news on those results. I asked why she thought she was preg. Apparently some show came on that night about women being pregnant and not knowing about it. Please LIFE TIME, FOOD NETWORK, DISCOVERY CHANNEL. MTV... WHAT EVER Channel she watches. SHow a DOCOMENTARY ABOUT MORE SEX EQUAL HAPPY RELATIONSHIP... EVEN IF IT AINT TRU.. The power of cable TV is amazing

2) We canned our trip to Bahammas and are now going to the MTV awards. I figure if a damn vacation gonna cost me 2grand I better at least enjoy it. The beach sucks. I mean im 25 why do I need to relax. I'm ready for two good theme parks. Possible lakers playoff game. MTV movie awards, Hopefull to get on price is right, tonight show and a few tours of some hollywood studios.
Im pretty sure im going to rent a convertable. Although it might be frivolous. I will never buy one so renting one would get that bug out.

3) MLK

Iwas talking to CO-Worker (white) me (black). He mentioned he ended up on MLK in anacostia one time and knew it was trouble. He told his dad. and his father was like you know your not supposed to go to MLK. in any city. Sad truth is MLK is always the hood no matter where you go. One day ill become mayor of a city and mlk will be the upscale section. I promise.

NEW GYM

So yesterday me and the lady were supposed to go to the gym together. We finally joined a new gym to get in shape. Rather than sit around and complain about getting chunky. Anyway we had somewhat of an argument that evening so she said she wasnt going to the gym. Well I went. And did some cardio then say they had Kickboxing class starting in 10 min. SoI go up to the classroom and its all women and two guys. So I clearly felt and looked uncomfortable but the guy next to me was like dont leave dude. The class is cool. Im here with my gf.. blah blah blah. I was like ok it cant be that bad. Well in ended up being a class i saw many years ago with richard simmons and my mom in the living room. LOL. So kickboxing was an arobics class. Go figure. Any way these mofo move fast as hell. I look like a slow uncordinated giant in there since most women are 5' 2 or shorter. Any way this class was kicked my ass I was tired and drained by the end I was just standing around. While they was doing some kind of kicks. Then this fine lil thang strolled thru the door. Being a typical guy I turned into jackie chain in the mofo. Kicking and moving like I was full of life. then I crashed again But luckly class was over.

LOVE THE CLUB

I used to say I go to Love (the Club) too much. Well I got an email flyer for guestlist today and I happend to be on it in one of the pics. lol so I guess that answered my own thought. I DO GO TO LOVE To much.. But hey T pain there this friday and his songs be cranking. So i'll be there.
I think the blog and love are my keep my sanity. I get to get my thoughts out here. And do the stankey leg there.. TOtally joking about the stankey leg. I crank that soilder boy.. lol ok ok enough. But a few drinks hanging with buddies tend to work. Even tho I dont get off my part time til midnight. hopefull this time someone will show up at my house on time and I not fall asleep. YOU HERE THAT LIL GUY!!! AND PRINCE!!!

A real blog for the day. Minus the rant

Sitting on a park bench today I came to the realization that I want a change in my life. Not the simple ish like getting in shape or car and what not. I guess something more profound. What ever it is i dont know. I just feel as tho I been exisiting not really fulfiling my desires and goals. There is no religious void. So I dunno. I guess i'll shake my world up. Maybe look for a job on the west coast or south. Hell overseas even. I have no problem leaving everything behind. Ill still have the lady and baby so ill manage. Im use to rolling solo for all intensive purposes anyway. I guess the first step will be to increase activities and traveling. Its my life and my only one. So imma travel. imma do stuff. Working and sleeping dont cut it. F money. its not everything if im not living. Now Im blessed so dont think im complaining but I just wanna start living! Any one out there living give me a holla! Imma go to yellow stone park and grand canyon. Camp and run from bears. LOL

Vacation

Im going to the BAHAMMAS WITH MY BABY MAMMA. I only said baby mamma cause it rhymed. She my gf with whom I have a child. Any who I HOPE THIS IS A FUN TRIP. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO GO TOUCH THE DOLPHINS AND Ish. I wonder how that will be. Im currently trying to figure out what is the best week to go.. Dooms day has been coming randomly every month and would die if I spent all that money and couldn't get any..It happened before a few years back. We stayed in NYC and the only action I got was running to the greyhound. It would be like the death of superman. We all know he loves Luis Lane. So he finally gets some booty from luis to only find out her stuff is made of kryptonite. Speaking of kryptonie I seen some fine black man kryptinite on the way home from work. I was walking and she stopped me asked where the metro was. I told her. Call me crazy but why do white people think black people are just an abundunt source of information. Its call common sense on most occasions. The metro was in clear site. Another trip I got planned or planning is vegas.. WOOO HOOO. CALL me Lex Luther cause Ill be rocking the green that trip. NO WEED FOR THE POT HEADS. TALKING KRYPTONITE!! WHITE WOMEN. If anyone wants to go holla at me. We going late august. Peace. Im talking to the peoople that know me.. Sorry looney toons

DIRECTIONS

This one was hard to explain so If you get it you get it. If you dont sorry. but I like math.. F English..

My woman claims im to bossy or instructive yet she constantly ask me what to do.

Example 1) Me: Honey What do you want for dinner.
her: What do you want to eat.
me:I dunno.
her:I dunno either.
me: Well we can get Chicken.
Her: I dont want chicken
me: we can get ....
until she finds something she wants which is never
So I say fine we eating this and thats what we eat.

Now Had I came in the house and said make me a steak and potatoes. or lets eat steak and potatoes.The return would have been. Who the hell you think you talking too. Or I dont want it.
Please dont oppose something if you dont have a decent alternative. WORD OF ADVICE TO THE GOP.

Situation 2
Honey what movie do you wanna see.
Idunno
Well what kinda movie you wanna see.
Idunno
How about this.
NO
THIS
NO NO
Now Had I said honey lets catch the newet action flick.
Answr would be:Why we always gotta see what you wanna see.Welll you can pick.. No no going see ya lil movie..

Situation 3 Hey you gonna do KK hair tonight.
her:I dunno how to do it.
me: I dunno cornrolls or something.
her:What kind.
me: I dunno you're the woman.
her: well i dunno
me: give her a mohawk
her: ok

Now if i had asked for a mohawk from the beggining I would have gotten no she aint getting no damn mo hawk..


My point that I am attempting to illustrate is it seems the woman wants to be told what to do. But complains if I tell her what to do even in a normal manner. I ve learned how to get the dinner I want and see a movie of my choice now If I can only learn to tell her to give me some education the same way I would be happily married =) . SOMEONE understood the EDUCATION part. I hope. (ANYONE HEARD THAT CAM/WAYNE CALLABO A FEW YEARS AGO SHOULD GET IT. EVEN THO I THINK I MADE ANEW ONE.