What was my most embarrasing sexual experience. Ill make this one a count down.
Number 3) My mom coming to my room after I just finished having sex and saying why is this door closed. Looks at the gf and say you know betta.. (Sorry mom I thought you wern't home)
Number 2) The first time I had sex i went in with no armor. And when the war was almost over i decided to withdraw troops and aim to shoot the enemy in the face. It shots rang and the girl was hit in the chest. Well being an young energetic man I went in for seconds. I begin to kiss her on her neck and came back down to the breast where i was greeted with my own Nut in my mouth. It was a small bitter sweet taste that has taught me to always pull out and law it on the booty.LOL My dumb ass forgot that quick that i had emptied the canon on her breast and got a big taste of my own crap.. So when women dont wanna go all the way with the head game i understnad. SIKE!!!!. It taste like peniciillin. Ill never forget. I kept this to my self for years. But anyway we all had to take penicillin at somepoint in our lives. So women stop ya moaning. Its just medicine. And good for your skin too.
Number 1) The number one most embarrasing sexual experience I have ever had happend with the second woman I ever had sex with. She was a pretty little thing. To spare the details we laid in the bed and i was out in 3 pumps. Truth be told maybe even just 1. I might have started to release during penetration. But yeah that was the all time most embarrasing sexual moment. It was follwed by the loss of my dignity. The chick laughed. LAUGHED at my ass while i was taking her home and called her buddy and was like it was awful..
This may have motivated me to become the stallion i am now.. LOL jk it was sad and embarrasing day in the life of DAUNTA!.. Had this happen with the wisdom i have now.. it wouldnt have been that bad. Not because im better in bed but im smarter. I would have been like man what's that smell. whats wrong with you you stinky *(*@)@.. I cant do this get the hell out. Hey it sounds grimmey but you gotta turn the tables and make em think its there fault. Classic tactic. men do it all the time. Even when they cheat.. Of course im not like that now but if i could go back in time in whisper in young Tay's ear I would have mentioned the strategy.
The sexual revolution for me occured when I met Easy E aka Ericka aka the girl i first fell in love (lust) with. If it isnt love. why does it hurt so bad why does she stay on my mind. Thats how i felt when we broke up and swore i didnt love her but we all no denial is not just a river in egypt. So Easy E taught me to love. and taught me good sex. In a sense she taught me sex is always better when's there feeling involved. We met on an internship i had in orlando. wasnt many black kids so we all knew each other. Being the sexy guy I was I got alot of attention. But it was love at first sight when I saw Easy. meaning I said I wanted her and was going to get her. And that I did. She lived across the hall which made it even better. If a womans libido is like an car engine with 300hp. She had a jet engine. She wanted sex sex sex. And i did too. We had sex so freaking much that i coldnt do anything but be good at it. So if there was ever A time I thought i was legitamately hands down the man in the bedroom it was with Easy. At this point in life i was a horrible roomate. I shared a room with a guy who allways had to come home to the smell of sex. We even would do it when we thought he was sleep. He had sex one time the week before we left. And i was like OMG... im sorry dude. Is this what ive been doing to you all semester.. internship was a semester long. Back to the story at hand. Knowing I was the man felt froggy I decided i wanted to break up being a new student at HU and all. plus I knew she wasnt going anywhere. Im the man in the sheets. I got a job that paid 20 an hour. YOu know thats good while being a student.. Well during this "break up" easy found another man. And left me. I cried like a bitch literally. So maybe I really loved her. But yeah I guess with one of the strogest loves I ever had came the greatest sex.. SIDE BAR Easy is still with the guy she cheated on me with til this day. i still say its cheating even tho we was broken up. TWO KIDS AND ENGAGED.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
SELF CRITIQUE
So one of my friends who have access to my blog says i be on Jesus status on here. That I never put myself out there only others. So I am willing to give a self Critique on any topic provided by my readers. So those who reply regularly send a topic and ill go for it. Ill even start now.
Over the last few weeks I been getting re aquainted with an old friend. during this period i begin to started admiring her better qualities. Personality work ethic, looks and more so on my "me time" that i demanded from the woman I hung out with my friend and saw transformers 2. No guilt because I had not ill intent. But i looked crazy there becuase i bought my father and his buddy from church tickets to the show right before our. I know it wasthat show becuase it was IMAX. I was like if they see me they will assume im creeping. But i didint come across them. Back to the non-date upon seeing her she was rather daunting (get a dictionary). I mean Its been so long since i been out with an accomplished woman. After our non-date we ackowledge we had an obvious attraction. But im losing sieght of this blog. Its purpose is to critique me. not my weekend. During my growing attraction I grown apart from the woman. I had to freaking look withdrawn or act it. so much so she gave up the draw 4 times in the last week doubling our monthly average. she must know something is up.. Maybe Beyonce aint feeling so irreplaceable anymore. D says to the right to the right..... So here is the part where i done wrong. Over the weekend rather than spend time with my beloved KK. I sent her with her mother to a baby shower. Turns up my friend had to reschedule and I had jack crap to do all day. (Side note this got me sucked in even more. It kinda reminded me of an andre 3k verse where he say make me want you make me miss you, make wonder where you are and come get you.) well in one week she did all three so I might be treading deep water. Any way I had errands but who wants to run errands. I go to my game flag football game, play and missed the womans calls. I called her back she ask where to meet up at to pick up KK and her. She was far far away. So i asked what took so long. She said her friends mother dropped her and KK off at a bus stop. not the train station a bus stop. on a saturday. I dont ride metro but i know the sat schedule is extra slow. and in the evening even worse. So at this time I was pissed at the woman for having triflin ass friends but more so my self because i had my baby out in the freaking heat with no stroller all day. So is a critique because i was telling my homeboy the story and he said . sooo you basically choose to entertain your personal intrest of another woman over your daughter. I was like damn. I guess I did.. So ill admit i was wrong wont happen again. A better critique will come when the topics are submitted
OH LOVE FRIDAY IS BACK ON!!
GRILLIN SATURDAY!! DONT KNOW WHERE BUT GRILLING!!
NO THEME PARKS..
FRANK WHITE BRING THE HUBBY DOWN.. COME ON..
Over the last few weeks I been getting re aquainted with an old friend. during this period i begin to started admiring her better qualities. Personality work ethic, looks and more so on my "me time" that i demanded from the woman I hung out with my friend and saw transformers 2. No guilt because I had not ill intent. But i looked crazy there becuase i bought my father and his buddy from church tickets to the show right before our. I know it wasthat show becuase it was IMAX. I was like if they see me they will assume im creeping. But i didint come across them. Back to the non-date upon seeing her she was rather daunting (get a dictionary). I mean Its been so long since i been out with an accomplished woman. After our non-date we ackowledge we had an obvious attraction. But im losing sieght of this blog. Its purpose is to critique me. not my weekend. During my growing attraction I grown apart from the woman. I had to freaking look withdrawn or act it. so much so she gave up the draw 4 times in the last week doubling our monthly average. she must know something is up.. Maybe Beyonce aint feeling so irreplaceable anymore. D says to the right to the right..... So here is the part where i done wrong. Over the weekend rather than spend time with my beloved KK. I sent her with her mother to a baby shower. Turns up my friend had to reschedule and I had jack crap to do all day. (Side note this got me sucked in even more. It kinda reminded me of an andre 3k verse where he say make me want you make me miss you, make wonder where you are and come get you.) well in one week she did all three so I might be treading deep water. Any way I had errands but who wants to run errands. I go to my game flag football game, play and missed the womans calls. I called her back she ask where to meet up at to pick up KK and her. She was far far away. So i asked what took so long. She said her friends mother dropped her and KK off at a bus stop. not the train station a bus stop. on a saturday. I dont ride metro but i know the sat schedule is extra slow. and in the evening even worse. So at this time I was pissed at the woman for having triflin ass friends but more so my self because i had my baby out in the freaking heat with no stroller all day. So is a critique because i was telling my homeboy the story and he said . sooo you basically choose to entertain your personal intrest of another woman over your daughter. I was like damn. I guess I did.. So ill admit i was wrong wont happen again. A better critique will come when the topics are submitted
OH LOVE FRIDAY IS BACK ON!!
GRILLIN SATURDAY!! DONT KNOW WHERE BUT GRILLING!!
NO THEME PARKS..
FRANK WHITE BRING THE HUBBY DOWN.. COME ON..
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
WELL MY MOVIE COMES OUT TOMMOROW..
Today's gripe. The lack of sex or lack of effort to have sex by the woman has been getting the best of me as of late. Attempting to be the bigger person and dicuss these issues have failed. Mission aborted. During these last few months I have had sex maybe 2 times a month and it wasnt the good ol good ol either. I think my nephew gets it more than me. Any way i will say there has been many positive affects from this lack of sex. I been getting in shape. more involved in my community, different friends lives and flag football . Hell i might join a freaking dance class soon. Get my salsa on meet some Latin WOmen. Since the woman is typically opposed to physical activity she cant get mad when i end up with a sexy immagrent from panama named Leola. So I dont feel like all i do is work and sleep any more. I actually do ish again. Prob more so than in the past. I guess i starting ask my self why am i busting my ass working all the damn time to spend on an unappreciative person who doesnt at the least have sex. Now many will say well damn thats all you want. NO! thats not the case. But in quick the woman gets alot regularly and her favorite line is I aint ask you for it. SO I will re distribute my wealth into stocks and bonds and paying off my student loans. Ill become el cheapo again. my once alter ego. Maybe this lack of sex has released the hold on me that kept me doing nothing for 2 years. I used to say i'd get married when we can go two weeks with out arguing. but i think this no sex thing takes the cake. Well Im going to just roll with it for another month because i got 10 more pounds to lose. LOL but after that I'm ordering a nanny. a young one who just needs somewhere to stay.
I mean i get no attention from the woman (sexuallly) the freaking old chinses lady from the dry cleaners hits on me more. Everytime i see her you very hansome man. nice tall big man.. yes very hansome. I think your very old lady. but thanks..
Some older lady today thought i was a summer hire.. LMAO.. said i looked young. I think its still the mustache. check last blog for reference. SO when is enough enough. I been griping about my sex life for the longest. truth be told it prob not gonna get any better.
WELL PRINCE AND LIL MAN. I GUESS TAY IS BACK IN THE CLUBBING BUSINESS. I TRIED DO RIGHT AND STOP AND ALL I GOT WAS A SEXLESS WOMAN. AND WOMEN WONDER WHY MEN DONT EVER FREAKING DO RIGHT. THE MORE WE TRY THE LESS YOU DO!
Today's gripe. The lack of sex or lack of effort to have sex by the woman has been getting the best of me as of late. Attempting to be the bigger person and dicuss these issues have failed. Mission aborted. During these last few months I have had sex maybe 2 times a month and it wasnt the good ol good ol either. I think my nephew gets it more than me. Any way i will say there has been many positive affects from this lack of sex. I been getting in shape. more involved in my community, different friends lives and flag football . Hell i might join a freaking dance class soon. Get my salsa on meet some Latin WOmen. Since the woman is typically opposed to physical activity she cant get mad when i end up with a sexy immagrent from panama named Leola. So I dont feel like all i do is work and sleep any more. I actually do ish again. Prob more so than in the past. I guess i starting ask my self why am i busting my ass working all the damn time to spend on an unappreciative person who doesnt at the least have sex. Now many will say well damn thats all you want. NO! thats not the case. But in quick the woman gets alot regularly and her favorite line is I aint ask you for it. SO I will re distribute my wealth into stocks and bonds and paying off my student loans. Ill become el cheapo again. my once alter ego. Maybe this lack of sex has released the hold on me that kept me doing nothing for 2 years. I used to say i'd get married when we can go two weeks with out arguing. but i think this no sex thing takes the cake. Well Im going to just roll with it for another month because i got 10 more pounds to lose. LOL but after that I'm ordering a nanny. a young one who just needs somewhere to stay.
I mean i get no attention from the woman (sexuallly) the freaking old chinses lady from the dry cleaners hits on me more. Everytime i see her you very hansome man. nice tall big man.. yes very hansome. I think your very old lady. but thanks..
Some older lady today thought i was a summer hire.. LMAO.. said i looked young. I think its still the mustache. check last blog for reference. SO when is enough enough. I been griping about my sex life for the longest. truth be told it prob not gonna get any better.
WELL PRINCE AND LIL MAN. I GUESS TAY IS BACK IN THE CLUBBING BUSINESS. I TRIED DO RIGHT AND STOP AND ALL I GOT WAS A SEXLESS WOMAN. AND WOMEN WONDER WHY MEN DONT EVER FREAKING DO RIGHT. THE MORE WE TRY THE LESS YOU DO!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Fathers Day
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE DADS OUT THERE!!
So fathers Day was good. NOT! this time it had nothing to do with the woman. She actually got me a gift along with good ol KK. I been suffering from a stomach bug since last WED. well this bug just wont die. I took an imodium and some gas ex which i think is the equivelent of mixing oil and water. it just doesnt happen. Any way the pain in my stomach increased like hell. Today I knew what it was like to be a woman on the wrag. I was in the bathroom crying like a little BE ITCH!! OK MEN DONT CRY BUT SHOOT MY STOMACH WAS KILLING. I would leave the bathroom and walk right back. non stop. I drove to church and damn near passed out and left with-in 20 mins. I didnt stay because at my church if I were to fall out they prob say Daunta caught the spirt. put a towel over him and leave me be.. LOL so i had to go home. I made it home. but on the way I stopped at mc donalds for the new 3rdpounder they have. except its not out yet. BLAST! (OLD SCHOOL CURSE WORD) I know i siad my stomach was hurting but it was like cramps that came and go with bloating. So it clicked in my head i havent eaten in a while. So mc donalds it was. GOOD OL DOUBLE QB WITH CHEESE. CROWN ROYALE. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. (PULP FICTION)
But desrved that 1/2 a pound of cow. seeing that i 5 POUNDS of human OVER THE LAST 5 days. SIDE track. at least 6 people told me i lost a lot of weight this weekend. whats different aobut this weekend and last. my mustache. could it be that the shape of my mustache actually makes me look more in shape. My mom said no. she said i was fat and she just aint want to say nothing.. but i look good now. Good ol moms. if something is wrong with me people. tell me. unless we had sex. i dont want know.. (that was a joke no one i slept with is on my distro list) All 2 0f em are prob eating watching tv.... back to story. i get home fall asleep and wake up better. I learned a valuable lesson today. I will never critizie or mis treat a lady when she complains about cramps and blouting because it truely is one of the top 5 most uncomfortable feelings you can have. I might even go the extra mile and try to make her feel more comfortable. Show my sensitive side. not try to have sex (in the WOMANS) case. Because its the right thing to do. And i hope by declaring it God will never let me suffer from the BG's on crack again.
p.S.
I didnt get any fathers day loving yet. But i still have 2 hours before the clock strikes 12.
wish me luck.
I will try my jedi mind tricks when i get home.
If not: use light saber I will.
sleep well will I
Speak yoda do you?
Screw you too.. LOL
OH TRANSFORMERS THIS WEEK EVERYONE.. WHOO HOOO!!! YEAH
IM EXCITED.. FEEL LIKE A NERD AGAIN. MAYBE ILL ROCK A RUNNING NOSE TO THE THEATER!!
So fathers Day was good. NOT! this time it had nothing to do with the woman. She actually got me a gift along with good ol KK. I been suffering from a stomach bug since last WED. well this bug just wont die. I took an imodium and some gas ex which i think is the equivelent of mixing oil and water. it just doesnt happen. Any way the pain in my stomach increased like hell. Today I knew what it was like to be a woman on the wrag. I was in the bathroom crying like a little BE ITCH!! OK MEN DONT CRY BUT SHOOT MY STOMACH WAS KILLING. I would leave the bathroom and walk right back. non stop. I drove to church and damn near passed out and left with-in 20 mins. I didnt stay because at my church if I were to fall out they prob say Daunta caught the spirt. put a towel over him and leave me be.. LOL so i had to go home. I made it home. but on the way I stopped at mc donalds for the new 3rdpounder they have. except its not out yet. BLAST! (OLD SCHOOL CURSE WORD) I know i siad my stomach was hurting but it was like cramps that came and go with bloating. So it clicked in my head i havent eaten in a while. So mc donalds it was. GOOD OL DOUBLE QB WITH CHEESE. CROWN ROYALE. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. (PULP FICTION)
But desrved that 1/2 a pound of cow. seeing that i 5 POUNDS of human OVER THE LAST 5 days. SIDE track. at least 6 people told me i lost a lot of weight this weekend. whats different aobut this weekend and last. my mustache. could it be that the shape of my mustache actually makes me look more in shape. My mom said no. she said i was fat and she just aint want to say nothing.. but i look good now. Good ol moms. if something is wrong with me people. tell me. unless we had sex. i dont want know.. (that was a joke no one i slept with is on my distro list) All 2 0f em are prob eating watching tv.... back to story. i get home fall asleep and wake up better. I learned a valuable lesson today. I will never critizie or mis treat a lady when she complains about cramps and blouting because it truely is one of the top 5 most uncomfortable feelings you can have. I might even go the extra mile and try to make her feel more comfortable. Show my sensitive side. not try to have sex (in the WOMANS) case. Because its the right thing to do. And i hope by declaring it God will never let me suffer from the BG's on crack again.
p.S.
I didnt get any fathers day loving yet. But i still have 2 hours before the clock strikes 12.
wish me luck.
I will try my jedi mind tricks when i get home.
If not: use light saber I will.
sleep well will I
Speak yoda do you?
Screw you too.. LOL
OH TRANSFORMERS THIS WEEK EVERYONE.. WHOO HOOO!!! YEAH
IM EXCITED.. FEEL LIKE A NERD AGAIN. MAYBE ILL ROCK A RUNNING NOSE TO THE THEATER!!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
New style blog coming
Yesterday I was listening to foofighters and playing the broom. Yes I said broom.. and was yelling and lil KK walked over picked up a show and started playing the shoe and yelling. I love her dedication to the family band. LOL it was funny. at least to me. So now I will try to incorporate pics and video into this blog. Music coming soon too.. One lastthing. LIL man is denying the ass licking and claims the woman knew what she was doing when she said it. So I will have to retract my sentiments expressed on the last blog.. According to MANLAW number 27.
PEACE!
PEACE!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
SEX
The funny ish.
A while back prince admitted with confidence that his woman licks his ass.
Now before i go any further is a man getting his ass licked gay. I never had it done. but if his ass is getting licked does that mean there's penetration going on too? dont want to know. In my book its gay. Or maybe my conservative ass just isnt as freaky as I thought.
Back to the story. When Prince said this me and lil man was in the car. Lil man made a scene. NO NO facial expression of disgust and more. Just went on about how gay it was. So today I see lil man with his lady friend. (for the sake of this story. LIL man is an ass. he always ask the woman questions or say statements that put me in the bind or leave me answering questions)
So thru my superior brian power I mind ucked the woman. meaning I got her to say what i wanted her to say with out her knowing what she was gonna say. Lil man was like you can ask her anything you cant touch me she know all. So i let her know i know all. So i asked her questions that she should know but didnt. And I know. then i thru a monkey wrench only to be a jerk in retailation to Lil man. I say. so has he had his ass licked. (reference number 3 LIl man explained this chick was very knowlegeable. he brain was stupid ya dig) So she says yes. I bust out laughin. Mr. Anti ass licker had his ass licked. WTF. I was only joking. He was caught so off guard he didnt even refute. He asked her why would you say that. HAHAHAHA. This BUDS for you!!! It reminded me of a Homo phobe. He hates gays but is gay.. Well that was my laugh of the night.
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I DECREE YOU NOT HAVE YOUR ASS LICKED AND IF YOU DO DONT LET YA BOYS FIND OUT. ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! MAN LAW!
MAN LAW!!!
MAN LAW
So the other day riding in the car with the Woman. KK was sleep we was listening to R Kelly. He some song dont ya say no.. Anyway he say well you wanna take first class trip girl you better work those first class hips. I realized kells is a genius. He relates to every aspect of life. at least for men. one album with relevant music from age 18 til now. So while it played i looked at the Woman and Sang it. I hope she got the message.
I try to blog in peace but havent had any time at work and at home Rae is like james bond. she keeps going to the kitchen waiting around to see what im doing. which i dont help because all my typing stops.. I need a basement so I can live in peace..
Its late kids goodnight
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Random thoughts
SO my best blogs have always came to me while sitting idol at work. So for the last few months my bosses have been working me like kunta so my blogs have merely been a 5 or 10 min drop off here and there. So while im sitting here i guess ill get some thoughts out.
1) With out crime and wrong doing we would be broke. I look at all of the jobs in the world and its seems like a huge portion is geared on defence and civil obideince. I mean we all need the criminals like a fat kid needs cake. We complain about these people all the time but realisticly we would nt have a job with out anything to investigate, council or blow up.. just wierd i tell ya. A peaceful world might be boring and poor.
2) Camero. That new camero is tough. It reminds me of the G35 back in college. WHich i wish i would have bought back then cause now it would be paid off. Red or Green Pill they say. Well I continouously have taken the red one and been like DAMMIT SH T AND DAMMIT AGAIN. Every year I declare i wont make more dumb decisions I wont curse. I wont waste moeny and Im gonna stop underachieving. I set goals and even start em but never seem to fulfill them. I working on achieving some but i guess you cant take over the world in a day. Back to the Camero. I want one of those jokers.. Ill put a date on it 4 23 20011. Im sure by then it will be something better out but o well that car is sick..
3) Parenting. Its tough having a little girl. The other day at the mall she was playing in the play thing they have at malls these days. She was getting on a little stump and some foreign kid (male) somewhat pushed her out the way and got on it. I was about to go Kick the little joker but she wasnt tripping. Im not saying im over protected but these parents who let there kids do what ever to other people are the harborers of criminals and terrorist. Well kk has been learning Ka RA Zy from me at home.. LOL she can do a good side kick.. I guess in a few months she will get even better. The most challenging part of parenting is dealing with the mom. She has issues. She comes and goes as she pleases with KK. I dont say nothing or ask nothing. The second we step out towards the door she act like im a criminal.. I hate mexicans.. jk put living in the spanish hood has casused me some negative views on foreigners. I e they smoke too damn much. it kills me. Well i got side tracked and had to work so maybe ill trythis again later.
1) With out crime and wrong doing we would be broke. I look at all of the jobs in the world and its seems like a huge portion is geared on defence and civil obideince. I mean we all need the criminals like a fat kid needs cake. We complain about these people all the time but realisticly we would nt have a job with out anything to investigate, council or blow up.. just wierd i tell ya. A peaceful world might be boring and poor.
2) Camero. That new camero is tough. It reminds me of the G35 back in college. WHich i wish i would have bought back then cause now it would be paid off. Red or Green Pill they say. Well I continouously have taken the red one and been like DAMMIT SH T AND DAMMIT AGAIN. Every year I declare i wont make more dumb decisions I wont curse. I wont waste moeny and Im gonna stop underachieving. I set goals and even start em but never seem to fulfill them. I working on achieving some but i guess you cant take over the world in a day. Back to the Camero. I want one of those jokers.. Ill put a date on it 4 23 20011. Im sure by then it will be something better out but o well that car is sick..
3) Parenting. Its tough having a little girl. The other day at the mall she was playing in the play thing they have at malls these days. She was getting on a little stump and some foreign kid (male) somewhat pushed her out the way and got on it. I was about to go Kick the little joker but she wasnt tripping. Im not saying im over protected but these parents who let there kids do what ever to other people are the harborers of criminals and terrorist. Well kk has been learning Ka RA Zy from me at home.. LOL she can do a good side kick.. I guess in a few months she will get even better. The most challenging part of parenting is dealing with the mom. She has issues. She comes and goes as she pleases with KK. I dont say nothing or ask nothing. The second we step out towards the door she act like im a criminal.. I hate mexicans.. jk put living in the spanish hood has casused me some negative views on foreigners. I e they smoke too damn much. it kills me. Well i got side tracked and had to work so maybe ill trythis again later.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
BOOM YOU F ING IDIOT
So i finally snapped on the woman and called her a f ing idiot. For just cause too. i think.. despite the regular dumb ish she do and i let it roll of my back she continues to attempt to irrate the hell out of me. Im now convinced she does it on purpose. I was in the room on the treadclimbr(go to boflex website) any way im working out. On the maximum resistance and maximum speed. now they tell you to only do thirty minutes well 955 I was wrapping up my hour. The woman comes in the room and lays KK down. Usually these two don't go to bed til 11 or so. any way she lays her down. im listening to my ipod and watching the game i cant here anything. She signals time i signal back time. I been doing an hour on this thing for as long as i had it. So she cuts the lights out and turns the TV down.. I aint trip. i kept walking I only had 5 minutes left. she leaves the room comes back in and this time lays there for 3 minutes and then cuts the tv off. Meaning its pitch black in the room while I'm on the treadclimber. Now any one who does cardio knows those last minutes can be the roughest toughest. Prone to slipping losing a step or what not. So i yell cut the damn tv back on. i was pissed at this point and she did. Then cut it right back off in which i tripped and jumped off in the dark. These events and these events alone led to the blah blah you f ing idiot. I usually would say this means im not getting any tonight but probably wasnt anyway. This is why men have a wife a gf and a mistress. pick ya poison i say...
Sometimes I feel like somebody watchin meee!!!
Funny quickie. Sitting on the sofa last night with the girls watching noggin. Yes KK owns the tv or should buy stock in sony since its her third parent. any way we are watching tv and then rachel says whats that. Now i live on the ground level so cats are common in my neigborhood so i figure i cat walked by. I ts dark out mind you and i Look and see a set of eyes. looked again it was a lil 2 year old staring in my house. He freaking scared the crap out of me. So i looked at him from the sofa he looked at me i LOOKED AT HIM THEN I REAalized this was too crazy and went to the kitchen. When i came back he was gone. Freaky right. I wonder how have i tainted this poor kids eyes peeping in my window.. Well his parents should be watching him anyway. Aparently he comes on our patio all the time according to the woman. Just freaky
White girl
Quickie number 2.
Lately i been looking at white girls like they are hot..
I guess i had a reality check the other day. Sitting down at work a hot white girl walked by. I was thinking yeah. she's hot.. LOL and the brother next to me was looking too. he says man!!! I thinking he gonna say that was nice. She aint got NO ASS!! lol then reality kicked in. he was right. no booty.. so it was fun while it lasted white girls. it was fun while it lasted.. LOL
White girl
Quickie number 2.
Lately i been looking at white girls like they are hot..
I guess i had a reality check the other day. Sitting down at work a hot white girl walked by. I was thinking yeah. she's hot.. LOL and the brother next to me was looking too. he says man!!! I thinking he gonna say that was nice. She aint got NO ASS!! lol then reality kicked in. he was right. no booty.. so it was fun while it lasted white girls. it was fun while it lasted.. LOL
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
VACATION
FLIGHTS TO LA $$
5 STAR HOTEL $$$$
TICKETS TO MTV MOVIE AWARDS $$$
MANY OTHER ACTIVITIES $$$
NOT HAVING SEX DURING THE WHOLE DAMN TRIP ERRONEOUS!
FOR EVERTHINH IN LIFE THERES VISA!
FOR SEX I GUESS YOU GOTTA PAY CASH LOL.. JK
Ill write about my trip later.. peace
5 STAR HOTEL $$$$
TICKETS TO MTV MOVIE AWARDS $$$
MANY OTHER ACTIVITIES $$$
NOT HAVING SEX DURING THE WHOLE DAMN TRIP ERRONEOUS!
FOR EVERTHINH IN LIFE THERES VISA!
FOR SEX I GUESS YOU GOTTA PAY CASH LOL.. JK
Ill write about my trip later.. peace
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