Twitter

I finally learned what the hell twitter was. Seems like the same thing I do on here but more obessive complusive. So since i been switched back to my old office in VA I havent blogged as nearly as much. I dont blog at home cause I dont feel like answering a million questions to the woman. And I havent been blogging at work because Ive been working. LOL. Bad weather lead to this blog today. I guess Ill provide a recap of things I would have blogged on if i wasnt busy.

1) Pregnant Again

One night last week or maybe the week before (a thursday none the less) I going to bed thinking it was a good day when my woman decided it would be a good time to tell me she going to the doc on monday. I say ok.. What for. We all know when a woman tells you something they want you to ask a question back. She says to take a preg test. Call me crazy but if its thursday why are you going monday. And further more why not take a home test. I was pretty upset at the time so I didnt blog it because it would have been to halarious and one of you may have died laughin. So I walk to the CVS near my job buy a test get home tell her to take it. She says she aint gotta go to the bathroom. MAN!!! Im thinking are you just F ing with me.. LOL She eventually takes it and not preg. But still takes test with doc. Which I havent gotten any news on those results. I asked why she thought she was preg. Apparently some show came on that night about women being pregnant and not knowing about it. Please LIFE TIME, FOOD NETWORK, DISCOVERY CHANNEL. MTV... WHAT EVER Channel she watches. SHow a DOCOMENTARY ABOUT MORE SEX EQUAL HAPPY RELATIONSHIP... EVEN IF IT AINT TRU.. The power of cable TV is amazing

2) We canned our trip to Bahammas and are now going to the MTV awards. I figure if a damn vacation gonna cost me 2grand I better at least enjoy it. The beach sucks. I mean im 25 why do I need to relax. I'm ready for two good theme parks. Possible lakers playoff game. MTV movie awards, Hopefull to get on price is right, tonight show and a few tours of some hollywood studios.
Im pretty sure im going to rent a convertable. Although it might be frivolous. I will never buy one so renting one would get that bug out.

3) MLK

Iwas talking to CO-Worker (white) me (black). He mentioned he ended up on MLK in anacostia one time and knew it was trouble. He told his dad. and his father was like you know your not supposed to go to MLK. in any city. Sad truth is MLK is always the hood no matter where you go. One day ill become mayor of a city and mlk will be the upscale section. I promise.

NEW GYM

So yesterday me and the lady were supposed to go to the gym together. We finally joined a new gym to get in shape. Rather than sit around and complain about getting chunky. Anyway we had somewhat of an argument that evening so she said she wasnt going to the gym. Well I went. And did some cardio then say they had Kickboxing class starting in 10 min. SoI go up to the classroom and its all women and two guys. So I clearly felt and looked uncomfortable but the guy next to me was like dont leave dude. The class is cool. Im here with my gf.. blah blah blah. I was like ok it cant be that bad. Well in ended up being a class i saw many years ago with richard simmons and my mom in the living room. LOL. So kickboxing was an arobics class. Go figure. Any way these mofo move fast as hell. I look like a slow uncordinated giant in there since most women are 5' 2 or shorter. Any way this class was kicked my ass I was tired and drained by the end I was just standing around. While they was doing some kind of kicks. Then this fine lil thang strolled thru the door. Being a typical guy I turned into jackie chain in the mofo. Kicking and moving like I was full of life. then I crashed again But luckly class was over.

LOVE THE CLUB

I used to say I go to Love (the Club) too much. Well I got an email flyer for guestlist today and I happend to be on it in one of the pics. lol so I guess that answered my own thought. I DO GO TO LOVE To much.. But hey T pain there this friday and his songs be cranking. So i'll be there.
I think the blog and love are my keep my sanity. I get to get my thoughts out here. And do the stankey leg there.. TOtally joking about the stankey leg. I crank that soilder boy.. lol ok ok enough. But a few drinks hanging with buddies tend to work. Even tho I dont get off my part time til midnight. hopefull this time someone will show up at my house on time and I not fall asleep. YOU HERE THAT LIL GUY!!! AND PRINCE!!!

A real blog for the day. Minus the rant

Sitting on a park bench today I came to the realization that I want a change in my life. Not the simple ish like getting in shape or car and what not. I guess something more profound. What ever it is i dont know. I just feel as tho I been exisiting not really fulfiling my desires and goals. There is no religious void. So I dunno. I guess i'll shake my world up. Maybe look for a job on the west coast or south. Hell overseas even. I have no problem leaving everything behind. Ill still have the lady and baby so ill manage. Im use to rolling solo for all intensive purposes anyway. I guess the first step will be to increase activities and traveling. Its my life and my only one. So imma travel. imma do stuff. Working and sleeping dont cut it. F money. its not everything if im not living. Now Im blessed so dont think im complaining but I just wanna start living! Any one out there living give me a holla! Imma go to yellow stone park and grand canyon. Camp and run from bears. LOL

Vacation

Im going to the BAHAMMAS WITH MY BABY MAMMA. I only said baby mamma cause it rhymed. She my gf with whom I have a child. Any who I HOPE THIS IS A FUN TRIP. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO GO TOUCH THE DOLPHINS AND Ish. I wonder how that will be. Im currently trying to figure out what is the best week to go.. Dooms day has been coming randomly every month and would die if I spent all that money and couldn't get any..It happened before a few years back. We stayed in NYC and the only action I got was running to the greyhound. It would be like the death of superman. We all know he loves Luis Lane. So he finally gets some booty from luis to only find out her stuff is made of kryptonite. Speaking of kryptonie I seen some fine black man kryptinite on the way home from work. I was walking and she stopped me asked where the metro was. I told her. Call me crazy but why do white people think black people are just an abundunt source of information. Its call common sense on most occasions. The metro was in clear site. Another trip I got planned or planning is vegas.. WOOO HOOO. CALL me Lex Luther cause Ill be rocking the green that trip. NO WEED FOR THE POT HEADS. TALKING KRYPTONITE!! WHITE WOMEN. If anyone wants to go holla at me. We going late august. Peace. Im talking to the peoople that know me.. Sorry looney toons

DIRECTIONS

This one was hard to explain so If you get it you get it. If you dont sorry. but I like math.. F English..

My woman claims im to bossy or instructive yet she constantly ask me what to do.

Example 1) Me: Honey What do you want for dinner.
her: What do you want to eat.
me:I dunno.
her:I dunno either.
me: Well we can get Chicken.
Her: I dont want chicken
me: we can get ....
until she finds something she wants which is never
So I say fine we eating this and thats what we eat.

Now Had I came in the house and said make me a steak and potatoes. or lets eat steak and potatoes.The return would have been. Who the hell you think you talking too. Or I dont want it.
Please dont oppose something if you dont have a decent alternative. WORD OF ADVICE TO THE GOP.

Situation 2
Honey what movie do you wanna see.
Idunno
Well what kinda movie you wanna see.
Idunno
How about this.
NO
THIS
NO NO
Now Had I said honey lets catch the newet action flick.
Answr would be:Why we always gotta see what you wanna see.Welll you can pick.. No no going see ya lil movie..

Situation 3 Hey you gonna do KK hair tonight.
her:I dunno how to do it.
me: I dunno cornrolls or something.
her:What kind.
me: I dunno you're the woman.
her: well i dunno
me: give her a mohawk
her: ok

Now if i had asked for a mohawk from the beggining I would have gotten no she aint getting no damn mo hawk..


My point that I am attempting to illustrate is it seems the woman wants to be told what to do. But complains if I tell her what to do even in a normal manner. I ve learned how to get the dinner I want and see a movie of my choice now If I can only learn to tell her to give me some education the same way I would be happily married =) . SOMEONE understood the EDUCATION part. I hope. (ANYONE HEARD THAT CAM/WAYNE CALLABO A FEW YEARS AGO SHOULD GET IT. EVEN THO I THINK I MADE ANEW ONE.

WHITE FOLK SCARE ME

I was out with the lady the other day and we parked far away from ourdestination of PF Changs because I couldn't find a close spot. So journing in to real time with me for a second. We are walking through what seem to be safe area of new office building. Clearly a nice business district. Until we see a white guy walking past us from our right backside. (for my readerswho don't know me I am black and my lady is too) Immediately we look at each other as he approaches speeding up.. Then he turns and goes about his way. I say to her wooo I thought he was gonna get us.. She says I know. I guess this mini blog is an FYI. Black people are just as scared of white people as you are of us. IF not more. I was like is this pysco gonna try to hack us to death. Because they never use a gun.. Always a blade. Like they gotta cut all there victims or something weird. The messed up part is I know I can get away. Can out run the fellow. But my gf would surely get caught trying to hold on to purse or shoes.. A wise man once said back in Africa you dont have to out run the lion. You just gotta out run the person you with. So if the ol phyco decided to pursue us. The first victim would be me. I would have to go back and attempt to fight him off with his multiple blades. Like bring it on Mufassa. While she runs slow or act like she don't know what to do.. Go to people and call the police.Look for something to let them know where I am.. But without giving direction im afraid I will never be found.. LOL This leads to my next blog Directions!!

Missing in Action

I been M I A for some time now. Its called work ladies and gents. Sorry. Ill be back soon with my crazy thoughts heres a quicke. Today at work I realized women get away with wearing anything. Today i seen a woman walking around with honestly looked like a clean version of a blanket for the homeless. My daughters blanket was smaller than this.. But i guess this is the thing we call style these days.. Beats be... Well more to come soon.. PEace!!