men need attention too!!

So im talking to my homeboy who essentially has a good woman. loyal in law school holds him down and he cheating on her with some 19year old he met at the club last week. Swears she gives him all the loving he wants and more. His girl is completely oblivious and think they just argue for no reason. Any way while talking to him he mentions Man! she gives me all this attention and I thought about it. Isnt that why men really cheat. We say i dunno but we are too manly to admit that we just want some attention. if we go up to our lady and say you not giving me attention we look and feel like a "B8tch" so we sugar coat it. HEY! Lets have sex! This translates into hey honey you look lovely today, lets spend some time together. Women take it as o lord he wants to mess up my undies again and thus the rip between the happy union is made. So what happens after this rip. Well your boys are only gonna listen to your gripes but so much before the start saying they busy or just not answering the phone. SO you go out. Against your woman 's will even if she says its ok. And for only 10 bucks you can buy some attention. Thats right pay for it. Im talking buying someone a drink. YOu buy that drink and you got instant attention for at least 20 min unless its a cold blooded mo fo. Any way at some point your getting constant attention buy someone grinding on ya. Her daddy prob didnt give her enought attention growing up but this is about men. So if your lucky you take her home. (RISKAY!!!) But even if not you start texting calling on the low sneaking around. Why. NOt for sex. you can get that when you want. Its the attention the sex giver isnt giving you. This woman half way sounds interested in you. And there you go the reason men cheat number 1.

I lil attention goes along way. I still remember when my ex gf played me in madden. That was a historic event. She played the entire game.

I remember when the woman beat me in a fighting game. That I bet sucky sucky on.

To think women think getting ya hair done cooking dinner or cleaning is the number one things to do when all the guy really wants is some attention,
Well until you start giving it to him.

He will be banging the hell out of the naieve 19year old with a sex drive like a mustang gt0.
with some attention on the side.

TIFFANYS OR JARED

IM NOT GETTING MARRIED BUT WHAT IS A BETTER. 1 CARAT AT TIFFANYS OR 2 CARATS AT JARED. IF THE COST ROUGHLY THE SAME PRICE. BE HONEST.

THINGS I FORGOT TO BLOG

Ok So at the club some dude walks in. WHite guy around 6 foot 3 with some red skinny jeans and a sleveless shirt. He starts dancing like claude the techno twin from the at and t commercials. This guy is killing it on an empty dance floor. Well it gets better he is hoping around clapping doing his thing when a white girl who looked like brooke hogan decides she gonna dance with this cat.  she standing there doing some weird girations. (u know how some white people dance) looking all crazy while he walks around her in circles popping up behind her on the right. left right left right right. She looks back left right left right and then caboom. this mofo falls on the ground. Ol boy doesnt even help her up. He walks away like B# tch you cramping my style.. I was done right there.

Left out event number 2)

White girls dancing immatation. I told Prince  he should dance with the white girl next to him working her way to him. He says no. you see how shes dancing and immatates her. The only way i can decribe it is the trash cans that came to life on the wiz.  LOL

moment number 3)

I introduced prince to my friend and his friends. I told my freind wife this my homeboy. He is pretty metro.

Later that night she says so you said you met your friend on the metro. I was like no he is metro. She was like oh i thought he was gay. LMAO

moment 4)

Prince ditched me for some 19 year old he met.  He actually got her in the car and took her home. But said he just made out.

Now we clown Prince all the time cause he cant seal the deal. He only scored with 3 women. Etc. Its what men do pick on your friends for anything possible really. 

Well prince called today and was like hey. I sealed the deal.. LMAO!!

Moment5)

Prince is killing it today. He always talks about giving the chicks 3 mins. I thought it was a joke. But it wasnt. I was like so what happened man. He was like i got in and got out. I will spare the details because someone might know who the hell im talking about... LMAO!!!

Birthday and Wedding Wedding and Birthday

Where do I begin. Well I already told you all about the wedding eve so now Ill start with the wedding. Overall the wedding was nice and cool. We hit some traffic so didnt make it to the grooms places but we made it to the church at 4 anhour before the wedding was to start. 6 O Clock the wedding started. Any who im almost off work so this will be quick. The pastor doing the ceremony said that the bride was like his daughter only to call her by the wrong name later in the ceremony causeing laughter throughout the church which prob killed the bride inside.
There was someone in the wedding who read a scripture or something that had on a mini skirt or something with perfect thighs. She managed to get in the limo with the bridal party as we left. I told one friend damn look at her man. He had nerve to say is that all you think about. I said yes. Screw you. Nothing worse than trying share a hot chick moment for someone to kill your buzz trying to be all mature. Truth be told men are immature almost all day. The only time we serious is if we are angry even then we resort to immature things. So once we get out of the limo I got to talk to the other grooms men and the sure did admire this vixin. Everyone was in the reception area. While the bridal party remained out side for more wedding pics. Exept there was no photographer to be found. I walked around and found him after 10 min cause a brother was hungry. lol he was on the other side of the building waiting. Well the vixin was taking pics with her camera as the photographer did his and she was talking to the lil kid and the front. SMile for me. come on cuties smile. What she didnt realizes is she helped 5 grooms men smile too cause all our ladies were already seated inside. LOL. The reception was cool. The bride threw the boucay to one of her friends. The garder belt was thrown at mr. dont you think about anything else. Mind you only three single guys were at this wedding all in bridal party. The wedding had to have had 90 percent of the brides family 10 percent groom if not less. I gave the new couple a card and with there gifts in there hand and as i walked away felt a tap on my behind. I didnt look back. I hope the bride swong the cards on accident.. LOL


B DAY.
IM OLD the end.

Sike i went out and the man at the club yelled at me for having a stereo foam cup.
I was ready to curse him out ( not really but just let him no im not no child) cause i think IBIZA sucks but my other homeboy was celebrating so I just threw my cup away and went in. My friends showed up all coupled up wife and fiance and i kinda felt out of place. for the first time i was missing the misses. Cause they was getting there freak on and I was just standing alone. I used to party hard but now I dunno. I dont book chicks and get numbers anymore. Maybe its like male minapause or something. Or this 3 month preggo gut i been rocking harder than these teens and there skinny jeans. Any way you look at it "PIMP DOWN". Im out the game. Unless something hunts me down im prob not getting any more extra booty. MY BALLS MIGHT AS WELL BE HANGING NEXT TO JORDANS JERSEY!!

QUESTION TO ALL

HOW MANY CARATS SHOULD A WEDDING RING BE ANY WAY.
AND HOW MUCH SHOULD A RING COST.
NO IM NOT GETTING MARRIED BUT I GOTTA GET ENGAGED ONE DAY!


I had fun with the woman at the wedding. She made a new friend. Lil man's gf and they hit it off. Just telling each other how they didnt like the other ones bf and all the wrong me and lil man do.. Curse little man for sitting them next to each other.. LOL

MY B DAY AND WEDDING REHEarsal i'll edit or re write tommorow

IM TIRED SO THIS WILL BE SHORT AND SIMPLE

B DAY WOKE UP. GOT MY BIRTHDAY LOVING WHICH THE WOMAN IS CONTRACTUALLY BOUND TO DO.

TOOK KK TO DAYCARE. BOUGHT THE WOMAN A DRESS FOR WEDDING.  DRESS WAS SIMPLE FROM THE LIMITED. 90 bucks hurray for me. last formal event we went to we went to  BCBG and i spent who knows how much (my cheap but know 320) for her to tell me years later she didn't like the dress. The dress picking process was lenthy yesterday but today we had no time so I just agreed with what she liked. I think this might be the key to a good relationship. Agree with the woman on all minor issues.

 

WENT TO MOVIES, AND BAR LOUIE.

FYI  I LOVE YOU MAN IS PRETTY FUNNY SO GO SEE IT.  I GUESS I RELATED CAUSE THROUGH OUT COLLEGE I DIDNT REALLY HAVE TO MANY MAIL FRIENDS, ACTUALLY THROUGH OUT LIFE. I HAVE SOME BUT ON A REGULAR HANG OUT BASIS I THINK THE WOMEN WON!.. LOL SO GO SEE THAT IF YOU DONT LIKE THE MOVIE ILL GIVE YOU A REFUND. IF YOU DO LIKE IT YOU OWE ME SOME WINGS! THAT THE HOMELESS MAN TOOK FROM ME.

OH THE WOMAN GAVE ME A SHIRT AND SOME SHADES THAT WAS COOL CAUSE ON CHRISTMAS I WOKE UP TO DIDDLY SQUAT. LOL

Wedding Rehersal.

The wedding rehersal was very interesting.

The wedding planner sent out a harsh email to the effects that rehersal would start 6pm sharp. 

Could not bring spouse gf or kids to rehersal etc.

So  i took off work to make this one cause from pg to b more during rush hour isnt a joke.

well we get there at 5 15. no one at the church

6pm our homie the groomo shows up. still no one else there

7pm maybe 5 more people.

740pm the wedding planner decideds to come up.

820 she finally gives some instruction.

Instructions.  you guys line up by height walk out in this order.

is there a certain walk?

NO!

Ok any spacing?

No!

I guess ill strike a pose or two. 

Well we mentioned spacing so that was added in. 

The rest just seemed like meaning less bickering with the wedding planner(Ghetto) and the family.

Wasnt non of my business so after that the expensive rehersal dinner was reduced to chinese food which I opted to skip. I missed my kk 3 days and a row. Sat will be daddy daughter day. We can go play with my gas powered remote control car at the park. The woman will prob come to unless she wakes up to late.

You Want your Cornbread.

Tonight I went out to watch the game with the homies. Shocking cause my friends never go out. But any way I order some wings. 20 to be exact. One friend eats about five of em. He is picking the wings that look like the drumstick which I happen to like. I was like dude take some of the other ones too. "his reply. But I like the ones that are like drumsticks. I guess I was gonna give him my cornbread or else. I eat 4 wings and I got the rest to go. I wanted to catch "I love you man" but was out voted so we headed to espn zone. One block away, just waiting on the light to change so we can cross the street a homeless guy says "Can I have your food" . NOW correct me if I am wrong but i thought the homeless ask for money. This guy truely stepped his game up. He ask for what he knew I had. He didnt know I had money but clearly I had food.  Now at this point I really didn't wanna share. Cause I paid for the tip meaning Everyone paid 20 and I paid 32 dollars. ANd only ate 4 wings. I mean I only got it to go so we had time to catch the movie.  So with a 10 second pause and deep sigh I gave up my food. He really wanted it too cause he actually offered to buy it from me.  The one who asked for my cornbread said you know you didn't look like you wanted to give him ya food. WELL I DID SO THERE YA GO. LOL. HEARS ONE FOR THE 8 DOLLAR A PIECE WINGS I HAD TONIGHT! CALL ME CHEAP I GOT A KID LOL.

SIDE NOTE.  my car took a little damage tonight becuase two of my heavier friends rode with me. Both on the Passenger side. So on one side of the car lets say 7 to 800 Pounds on my side 195.  I Swore I felt the car pulling to the left.  I was very nervos cause the last time I was in the car with these two we were with my other homie and his suspension blew out literally. ANd the last time they both sat on my sofa it broke and half. Needless to say I DROVE SLOW HOMIE. Thank you MR. WEST. .....So finally heading home  the biggest of my friend gets in  the car and the door is stuck on the curb. I got my car brand new last year and it already has more dents and scratches than  my sis car she had for 6. My LUCK I guess.. ANy way he was like just pull up real slow tay. So I did and I heard some horrible scratching. I havent looked but maybe GOD will make that scratch disappear tonight since I did a good deed.

WEIRD THINGS

PEOPLE MUST FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE WITH ME!  YESTERDAY I WAS walking into Target and a lady with a large amount of toilet paper leaving the store looks at me and says I crap alot and then laughs out loud. I'M like wtf. I mean how weird was that. Could you imagine walking into the Grocery store and some old man says I have herpes. Or some other off the wall fun fact about himself.  This world I tell ya. Then later I go into blockbusters where I know most of the employees enough to carry ongoing conversations from my last visit to the store. Well apprently I carry convo''s to well. The  geeky guy who likes all the anime stuff says. : Can I come over. I thought he was just saying the movie I got was good. I was like oh its that good of a movie. He goes no, really can I come hang out. play x box.. IM like woooooh buddy. Thats what I get for being friendly relating to people talking bout anime and other ish normal people dont give two poops about.

DEPRESSION

I NOTICED. that the woman has this universal excuse for everything. "Depression" If i asked why didnt you... before the question is even finished BAM!!!..DEPRESSION. or your not the one who is stressed and depressed. Even when I ask well what are you stressed and depressed about. She goes on like just leave me alone you dont understand. Earth to ladys men are problem solvers thats why GOD made us with less emotions so one of us can think clearly and rationally to solve both our problems =) . But since I dont understand Im GLAD YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! But reeally What IF men started using this excuse too. I think us fellas should band together and begin the use of this excuse women have used for years.

Only gave the woman 5 min of sex. Not your fault. Its DEPRESSION.
Well baby you know my depression been kicking in. If I wasnt depressed I woulda tore it up.

To cheap to go somewhere nice for dinner. Not any more.
Man this Damn depression. Baby, Im to depressed to even go out Ruth Chris tonight. We just gotta sit in the house and Mc Donalds. Im to depressed to dress up to go somewhere nice.

NOTE: Think of the money you'd save on this depression excuse.

GET RID OF THAT 2009 CAR YOU JUST GOT!

WE DEPRESSED BABY. LETS GET A BuSTED 98 COROLLA!! EASY ON GAS AND NO CAR NOTE! AND if she ask why we dont have a better car. DEPRESSION!

ITHINK I SHOULD RIGHT A BOOK. THINK LIKE A WOMAN AND BE A MAN!! TAKE THAT STEVE HARVEY!!!

Well when are we going to move into the new house.

Response. Im depressed aint nothign I can do.

I m not mocking depression the least bit. I know many have chemical imbalances. But i think the excuse is often over used.

I just want a shot to use it too. Might be fun.

The woman would prob laff her butt off if I used that as an excuse.

MORE MULTIBLOGS

Chillin with the woman last night a new episode of her show came on;"The Hills" .Personally I think it sucks or never gave it the time of Day to think its cool. When The "Hills" comes on and I go away. Except last night towards the end of the show I came back. I made an effort to hang with the lady during something she enjoys rather than be devided. Good Idea right. WRONG!! Apparently she likes to be left alone during the show. So I was only To be shushed. Hmm hmmed and so on. Well at one point in the show Hiedi was going off on Spencer." Yes I learned the names lol. About him talking to some bar-tender while she was in another state. I then thought I would add my two cents. ME:Spencer wouldn't have to talk to the bartender if Hiedi didn't nag every time she sees him. I mean the bar tender was chill ask how his day was he actually gets to talk. And then BAM. NAG NAG NAG. I continued to say Heidi your so dumb. Talking to the TV of course. WE ALL TALK TO THE TV.
The woman then turns to me and begins hitting me talking bout are you talking bout me. You say I nag you and the rest was toned out. I thought it was kinda funny. FYI the hills isnt so bad. I just have the hardest time telling the girls apart. I think I am a fan of Lauren. GRRRRR..
HAHAHA

Sex Blog.
This blog my friend sent me about successful black men vs black women was rather intersting. It made a lot of statements to why they clash.
One reason is black women think they are smarter than men. Well real men know they (MEN) are smarter and wouldn't argue.. ( I had to put that in there for some of you women. Cause the blog said you read and see what you wanna see. LOL jk. Anywho here's the link. http://eastcoastcriticsarebiased.blogspot.com/ Its long as hell but interesting.

Easter Sunday

My church cancelled the annual easter egg hunt because they said it could be unfair. I was a little upset. Me and KK was going for a repeat..The Lakers aint got nothing on us over here!!! We killed it last year and those 5 and 6 years old don't got nothing on team TAY!!.

Gymnastics.
The Gymnastics place called "the little gym was the biggest hustle ever.
If you break down the price by class it cost 20 a class. Held once a week for 45 min. For you people who arent to good with numbers that's 80 a month for four classes. Four classes in which you the parent are in the room doing 95 percent of the interaction with your child. We bounced the ball to each other. Shook Bells and popped bubbles. I was like WTF man. I been teachin her gymnastics since she was born and didn't even know it. I wonder is she learning spanish too.

On a side note. One funny thing happened in class. KK walks up to a white man and grabs and holds his hand as we were heading out, like she does to me. I guess she thought he was me. She looked and looked and looked. Finally the woman says Daddys over there PUFF.. I was on his other side then realized that that white guy wasn't daddy. I guess its time for a new perscription with those glasses.

Funny note number 2. There were two black kids in the class. The rest were white. Now we all have this stereo type that white people don't disicipline there kids and they show out for no reason. Well on this day me and the woman was the white people.. LOL Kk started throwing a tantrum and all the parents were staring. I guess waiting for the black people to Joe Jackson there kid.. LOL I just picked her lil butt up and took her out the room for a second. My baby has a horrible temper. From her MOMMA SIDE.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME!!
Why hanna montanna is 16 and dating a 21 year old.
Man I would whoop that boys tail.
TIME is Freaking flying. KK will be 3 soon. Friends are getting married.
I ll get married soon I suppose.
Most tell me you already married whats the hold up.
Well we cant go two weeks with out arguing. Even if I don't argue back to the sisters that mean talk more ish than you were before apparently.

SEX AGAIN
The other day the woman tried to have sex. Well right after we had sex.
Right after we got back from the gym. I swear she never tries to have sex. I mean we have sex but when I initiate. I was freaking confused shock and happy all at the same time. Im like wow is this a hybrid. More MPG. LOL She must think I have a thing on the side or something. I try to scare her straight some times by demonizing the male species with stories the guys I know are doing telling her how this friend cheating on gf and stuff.

At my second gig there are two ladies who are 50 years or older who be talking bout putting it on this guy I work with cause he play flirt but they dead serious. Nasty women really be offering up the butt. And I be like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww to myself. Its freaking disgusting if you ask me. I mean they prob havent had sex with light in there presence for 20 years. Since they hit there early thirties.

I have a question do women cheat as regularly as men do.

GREEN EYED MONSTER

SO IM AT Church Wed night trying to get it together. I havent been in a few weeks cause Im my nephew mentor so his visitations are on sunday. Any way my mom is a pastor. So Im at chuch and after service I was just saying wassup to my mom and all when a member who swears I dont like her cause Im not all buddy buddy with her comes up trying to chime in. Well I noticed she had contacts in. Green Contacts and she was almost a dark brown skin. Looked kinda wiered to me so I was like you got contacts in. She goes yeah im trying to look like ya mother. My mom has gray/ green eyes. Then this mofo try to go on me and says why you shave ya head. Well lets thank Jesus that I didnt go on her for trying to be a comedian on the low. I was like cause I aint got no hair mofo. Minus the mofo. But the same tone.

OLD LADY RUFFED ME

I was at Pentagon city. I pulled up to a parking space was waiting to turn in for on coming traffic to pass when a old lady who had almost completely passed the spot noticed I had stop. She see s my spot which was a good one. Blocks it. Backs up and turns in. YOU talking bout heated. I was like WTF. But I been working on not tripping so I went on into the store.

Curling Iron.

The woman burns her hot comb on the front burner and leaves it on unattended. I try tell her use the back one because lil tay can grab it. She for what ever reason was like no. I was like so whats keeping her from grabbing it getting burnt. Or if she got burnt what you gonna say. She was like i told her not to touch it. Im thinking you told a 2 year old not to touch and expect it to be that simple. The things I go thru.

OLD STORY NEVER POSTED

FELLAS I SEEN THE PERFECT BODY AT THE GYM!!!!
Wooooooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo. She inspired me to do my cardio for an hour in 15 mins because her machine was directly infront of mine. What a treat. LOL A treat until the incredible hulk (BF) comes up and kisses her. Now im in the wiehgt room. Trying get some muscles. LOL

BEING A MENTOR IS A PAIN

My nephew goes to a school for bad kids way out aberdeen. They freaking let the parents off the hook and the success of the kid is all put on the mentors. THis is like a 2 hour drive each way almost every other weekend. But Its worth if as long as the boy make it and go to college. But talking to and trying to reason with a teen is almost like trying to reason with a woman..jk. That mofo just know everything. I be glad once he go to college and can know it all versus some professors.. LOL

LAST STORY

WOMAN COMPLAIN I NAG HER. I COMPLAIN WOMAN NAG ME. I STOP REMINDING WOMAN THINGS SHE NEED TO DO. NOW WOMAN SAY IM MAD AT HER AND NOT TALKING.!! CANT WIN IN THIS THING CALLED RELATIONSHIP. I THINK BEING SINGLE IS BEAUTIFUL.. RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRESSFUL. THE END. NICE AND SIMPLE.

OK NEXT WEEK ILL HAVE A REAL BLOG AGAIN. I THINK IM NOT WORKING TO DEATH ANYMORE.. WOO HOO..

OH LIL TAY STARTS GYMNASTICS THIS WEEK THIS SHOULD MAKE FOR A GOOD BLOG.

Signs of Getting Older

1) Not on Twitter. Well I thought I understood it then learned I didnt. Now I do. Similar to what I do on here. So I might just joint twitter.

2)Choose sleep over sex

3) Dont eat fast food everyday

4)Your belly finally covers your belt. (I washed under my stomach for the first time last week. TEAR TEAR

5)CHoose Sleep OVer SEx

6) Teens call you sir or mam

7)YOu have kids

8)College is considered the good ol days

9)You shop exclusively on the clearance rack

10) You more racist then you were 5 years ago!

11)Fart freely around significant other. LAdies cannot do this only men

12)A good date is dinner and movie

13) Microsoft office 2007 was just installed at my desk and It took me 30 min to learn how to print.

14) I needed a playlist for 4 months for my IPOD and still havent got it done.

NUMBER 1 even tho its 15!!!!

Your best freind is no longer one of the boys. Its your GF.. Thats who I do all my gossiping with now!!! Yup myass is old!!.. LOL

A Raisen in the Son I mean Daughter =)

Yesterday during an extremely long day. (SECOND JOB) I took a break and came home. As I was pulling into the parking space the phone rings. Its the woman: tay omg, KK has a rasin stuck in her nose we gotta go to the ER. I guess it was good timing for kk and rae but horrible for me. I had something to do. KK was fine. All I can think is why did she have a raisin she can put up her nose for in the first place. I looked up her nose and couldnt see the raisin. But I took them to the ER where Doctors sucked the raisin out with some nifty gadget. The first time KK cooperated with the DOCs that I can remember. She cries when she see them in there jackets(Trama from shots). I guess she knew she really needed there help. I was just wondering are little kids supposed to have raisens anyway. I wouldnt buy them. O well I dont know how but some how I ended up on schedule to work my regular 45 hours at my first job and 32 on the second This week. Mon thru Friday. Never again. Im about to pass out at work.. NO SLEEP AT ALL!!! MAN!
I Need an exit strategy forthe second gig. Time to stop working so much. Maybe OBAMA will help me.