So often I get on here and bable about my life and events that go on in it and never take the time to acknowldege the man upstairs. So with that said I just want to tell everyone if you have GOD Good keep it up. Stive to live right and if you dont try to find him. I mean God is good. all the time. FOr big or lil things. This morning i was dieing for a glazed donut! Rushed to the cafe but they all were gone. I stood in the cafe for 10 min thinking. MAn I really wanted that donut. I stopped by another office to talk to my boss and long behold someone had a box of Krispie cream. I even got two of em. I guess what I am saying is when you trust in GOd (Not saying I was like lord give me a donut). BUt he knows your heart desire and will give it to ya and then some. I wanted one donot and got two!
Shoot even if you got something to complain about realize its not that bad. I took my daughter to disneyworld and we got on a little fluury boat to take us from one spot to another. At the second stop a lil girl and her family got on. The lil girl was crying crying crying. The thing was she was in a wheel chair and had no eyes. I dont know what happened to her if she had ever been able to see or born that way attacked or what. But It made me realize you gotta thank the lord for what you have rather than complain and beg for what you dont have. Ok I'll leave the serman for the pastors on sunday tho!
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
BACH PARTY PREVIEW
So I planned my homeboys bach party even tho none of knows who his best man is. And it aint any of us. Somewhat a slap in the face but Im cool.. Any way I know it will be a good blog so i figure I give a little character development now so when you read then It all makes since.
Well our events include going to lucky strike, love and then the glorious strippers!!
Now my homeboy doesnt like the club but said he would go for me. With that said I found a ringer(friend of a friend) who will show up that night dance with him and make sure he have a good time.. Some people need help. I figure two drinks, Beer Goggles and thinking my drunken bable actually make sense is enought for me. The Strippers will be fun!! I just need a good playlist. Make it rain will be fun. But coastly.. LOL I like lil john. Ying yang, too short and if you know some more please let me know.. oh cant forget Juvi..
Character 1
ME! I been blogging for some time now and never gave a general character assesment for those who dont know me. I am a nice person. Confident. Funny. Cheap and Sexy.. We all gotta believe we sexy now. LOl Umm I tend to be the organizer out of the group. One day Ill be a senator or governer as long as I destroy some pics. WHen I right it tends to be more sarcasim than anything else. The woman is my gf/ child mother who for the last two years I said I am breaking up with. OVer the last month I been making an effort to get along alot better and So far so good so we see how that goes.
Character 2
The forty year old virgin. Rather than describe him Ill tell one of many stories about this cat.
One year Me and 3 of my good buddies went to MIami for memorial day. So while there we go to the beach to check out the scenery. So we are chilling talking to some ladies and then Lets call him Peter. Peter Hops up an takes off. We were trying to hook him up. Well he bolts the hell out of there. An hour past and he doesnt come back. We head back to the wrong and there this sour smell in the room. Me being the obnoxious one. I was like who left there damn food out. Well no one did. We go to open the bedroom door to the suite and its locked. We bang on the door and Peter opens. We are like open the door. He says no. We like open the door. He says no. Finally he opens it. the smell is coming from there. We go back in the room and there is Poop smeared all over the bathroom. The floor Tub toilet. There was even a small splat on Lil man's shirt sitting across from the bathroom. At this point we like Peter if you are gay and someone was in here f ing ya just let us know. No ones gonna judge ya we just gonna politely put you out. Ok im kidding about the last part.. This guy had the runs and rather than go to the bathroom in the lobby He runs from the beach waits for the elevator and goes up 9 stories gets in the room pulls down he pants and proceeds to let it rip as he spins trying to get to the toilet. Explaining the poop all over. He then had an hour to clean it. But instead He was there with a towl merely smearing it back in forth. We have video and pics of this. It was no exagerattion. Poop was everywhere. So I called the cleaning lady. Which was funny. She comes in and says no caca.. LMAO.. Then gets her buddy. So we have around 10 people in our room looking not to clean but for laughs. With Peter saying what. I messed up.. LOL
Later in that trip I was on the elevator with peter. Some hot chick proceeds to talk to me and give me her room number. Siad I should come up.. Well Peter decides he gonna come up. But me and Lil MAn thought that would be a bad idea so we ran out the room leaving peter. Instantly me being the ass that I am I told Lil man. Pull back. We hid around the corner. FRom the room. Instead of going there. See Peter is a virgin for a reason. He cant talk to women. So We here the elevator and hide. peter remember the room number and walks to the door thinking we all would be in there and he can ride off of us. But I had countered that I didnt go to the room instead we were gonna let him go first. So he knocks on the door excited im sure. And knocks
CHICK (opens door) yes.
PETER: AWGH someone told me to come here.
DOOR: SLAM
US LMAO!!! THEN we break down four flights of stair before he knew we knew what happend.. LOL classic moment!!
More character developments to come. Cant do em all in one day can we
Well our events include going to lucky strike, love and then the glorious strippers!!
Now my homeboy doesnt like the club but said he would go for me. With that said I found a ringer(friend of a friend) who will show up that night dance with him and make sure he have a good time.. Some people need help. I figure two drinks, Beer Goggles and thinking my drunken bable actually make sense is enought for me. The Strippers will be fun!! I just need a good playlist. Make it rain will be fun. But coastly.. LOL I like lil john. Ying yang, too short and if you know some more please let me know.. oh cant forget Juvi..
Character 1
ME! I been blogging for some time now and never gave a general character assesment for those who dont know me. I am a nice person. Confident. Funny. Cheap and Sexy.. We all gotta believe we sexy now. LOl Umm I tend to be the organizer out of the group. One day Ill be a senator or governer as long as I destroy some pics. WHen I right it tends to be more sarcasim than anything else. The woman is my gf/ child mother who for the last two years I said I am breaking up with. OVer the last month I been making an effort to get along alot better and So far so good so we see how that goes.
Character 2
The forty year old virgin. Rather than describe him Ill tell one of many stories about this cat.
One year Me and 3 of my good buddies went to MIami for memorial day. So while there we go to the beach to check out the scenery. So we are chilling talking to some ladies and then Lets call him Peter. Peter Hops up an takes off. We were trying to hook him up. Well he bolts the hell out of there. An hour past and he doesnt come back. We head back to the wrong and there this sour smell in the room. Me being the obnoxious one. I was like who left there damn food out. Well no one did. We go to open the bedroom door to the suite and its locked. We bang on the door and Peter opens. We are like open the door. He says no. We like open the door. He says no. Finally he opens it. the smell is coming from there. We go back in the room and there is Poop smeared all over the bathroom. The floor Tub toilet. There was even a small splat on Lil man's shirt sitting across from the bathroom. At this point we like Peter if you are gay and someone was in here f ing ya just let us know. No ones gonna judge ya we just gonna politely put you out. Ok im kidding about the last part.. This guy had the runs and rather than go to the bathroom in the lobby He runs from the beach waits for the elevator and goes up 9 stories gets in the room pulls down he pants and proceeds to let it rip as he spins trying to get to the toilet. Explaining the poop all over. He then had an hour to clean it. But instead He was there with a towl merely smearing it back in forth. We have video and pics of this. It was no exagerattion. Poop was everywhere. So I called the cleaning lady. Which was funny. She comes in and says no caca.. LMAO.. Then gets her buddy. So we have around 10 people in our room looking not to clean but for laughs. With Peter saying what. I messed up.. LOL
Later in that trip I was on the elevator with peter. Some hot chick proceeds to talk to me and give me her room number. Siad I should come up.. Well Peter decides he gonna come up. But me and Lil MAn thought that would be a bad idea so we ran out the room leaving peter. Instantly me being the ass that I am I told Lil man. Pull back. We hid around the corner. FRom the room. Instead of going there. See Peter is a virgin for a reason. He cant talk to women. So We here the elevator and hide. peter remember the room number and walks to the door thinking we all would be in there and he can ride off of us. But I had countered that I didnt go to the room instead we were gonna let him go first. So he knocks on the door excited im sure. And knocks
CHICK (opens door) yes.
PETER: AWGH someone told me to come here.
DOOR: SLAM
US LMAO!!! THEN we break down four flights of stair before he knew we knew what happend.. LOL classic moment!!
More character developments to come. Cant do em all in one day can we
QUESTIONS
FIRST THING FIRST TO END MY WRITERS BLOCK PLEASE SEND TOPICS.. ILL TRY TO WRITE ON SOME. I HAVE A UNIQUE VIEW ON MOST THINGS!!!
So the other day I am walking down the street towards my building for work and see a pretty lady walking by. No one seems to be around so when she walks by I took a peek. (Typical guy move) I need to work on my skills though. When I looked up it some old lady was staring at me. It seems like when ever you look at a chick there is always another chick right there looking at ya. I wonder is this just my concious telling me I was wrong or do women look at men saying you better not look.. LOL They all are probably members of a Secret Society. I swear women are in a secret Society. Like my boss who happens to be a woman. Be like when you gonna marry ya girl!! Ya better give her a ring. She doesnt know her or any thing. MY lady must have went to that meeting and was like ladies i need help pressing this bamma. Society siad they was on it and put out an APB on my ass. IM like damn "The woman" got to you too... LOL first facebook now my job.. LOL
Question why do women want to get married!! Honest responses please.
I sure Im gonna hear LOVE and Stability!!
Any others. ANy of you all think your willing to settle?
Im sure settleing isn 't that bad. They guy you all prob want has so many others wanting him and he knows it so he likely isnt what you think he is. If that made sense to anyone.
RANDOM THOUGHT
My other boss always sneaks up on me and catches me goofing off at work.. I mean I work hard but when that cat comes around I'm on the net or phone laughing.
Thats Life Iguess. only your faults show!
I person with beautiful eyes and an ugly nose will never be told you have beautiful eyes. But will here utterings of look at that nose!!
So the other day I am walking down the street towards my building for work and see a pretty lady walking by. No one seems to be around so when she walks by I took a peek. (Typical guy move) I need to work on my skills though. When I looked up it some old lady was staring at me. It seems like when ever you look at a chick there is always another chick right there looking at ya. I wonder is this just my concious telling me I was wrong or do women look at men saying you better not look.. LOL They all are probably members of a Secret Society. I swear women are in a secret Society. Like my boss who happens to be a woman. Be like when you gonna marry ya girl!! Ya better give her a ring. She doesnt know her or any thing. MY lady must have went to that meeting and was like ladies i need help pressing this bamma. Society siad they was on it and put out an APB on my ass. IM like damn "The woman" got to you too... LOL first facebook now my job.. LOL
Question why do women want to get married!! Honest responses please.
I sure Im gonna hear LOVE and Stability!!
Any others. ANy of you all think your willing to settle?
Im sure settleing isn 't that bad. They guy you all prob want has so many others wanting him and he knows it so he likely isnt what you think he is. If that made sense to anyone.
RANDOM THOUGHT
My other boss always sneaks up on me and catches me goofing off at work.. I mean I work hard but when that cat comes around I'm on the net or phone laughing.
Thats Life Iguess. only your faults show!
I person with beautiful eyes and an ugly nose will never be told you have beautiful eyes. But will here utterings of look at that nose!!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
GIVE ME LIBERTY EXTENDED FUNNIER VERSION
Give me Liberty or Give me death is a quote by some guy we all learned about in High School. Patrick Henry or someone. I'm to lazy to google it. Any way this man would rather die than have his freedom taken away. And when you think about marriage at times its like having your freedom taking away. So you might as well say your better off dieing. Many of the things that made you who you are are now gone. Your freedom is limited. The man once in control isnt. WOMEN ALL OVER AFTER GETTING MARRIED : I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!! The boys become the dogs or the kids. I know right now me and KK role tight eating cookies playing x box running in stores. Its almost like getting a second mother. The other day i got caught sneaking kk some soda and cookies. So now my once best friends are merely digital. Contacted through texting email and facebook. Now I ask my self: do I really want to give up my freedom is that the equvilent of suicide.
SIDE NOTE I dont think marriage is bad and all for it. I do talk to alot of older cats and most dont have to many encouraging things to say about it. I recall a movie called little miss sunshine. there is a scene that thought was classic and halarious. It was when the grandpa talked to the grandson in the car:
GRANDPA: Son F alot of women
GRANDSON: LooKs
Grandpa: F as many women as you can. Not just one.
In a sense I empathized with this statement. Cause Its been a few years with only one woman. And sometimes things get tough.
So One day Maybe Ill send this quote to my nephew.
Some may interpret it as just horrible. But I see it as telling him to live his life. Dont hold back. And enjoy every moment of it cause when your old and look back at the time you spent with one woman either happy or sad. You might regret doing so.
I personally remember in college before KK was concieved it was this chick I wanted BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD. So one day she finally out of no where comes to my room. I told her i was gonna seduce her blah blah blah. She still came over. She walks in the room and I had a video camera on a tripod she seen that was like you not filming me. So of course I knew I was getting some. LOL But I said gee i really like this girl. Maybe I should wait till she come back over. Well there was never a next time. DAMMIT GRandpa was right. WHy didnt I see little miss sunshine before this moment in my life... Why wasnt the movie made. HAHAHA!!! SO gentlement Listen to grandpa. He knows what he talking about!
Back to the story
Recently my freedom was torn away from me by the woman. I basically tell her everything just to avoid arguments. Even tho sometimes it may cause one. But for Years I enjoyed Facebook. A world to do and say as I please until about a month or so ago. The woman at home finally joined. I know it may sound like I'm crazy. Cause I mean who doesn't have face book. But win you live with someone privacy is something you learn that you may have taken for granted when you had it.
I cant eat a chip with out someone knowing or step out the door with out hearing a where you going. So yeah. I thought it would be a prob with her joining FB. Well it wasn't actually.Why because I have no social life! Married with children! Im al Bundy! You have a better chance of having a social life living in your moms basement than you do living with ya woman. At least Moms stops at the top of the stairs and just yells down if she needs anything. So what your gf is made out of plastic. You are freaking free! You wonder how a man can pay child support and alimony and still be happy. Well its freedom. THe most precious thing in the world. ASk the children of Isreal in the BIBle.
I cant hardly make a good comment on some funny pics because I am afraid of the backlash, Not from my friends but from the women after seeing what my freinds posted! Not saying I do anything that bad.
Over the years I learned a few things about women. 1) you only have fun with them. YOu can never show true excitment about something that doesnt involve them. I been given the look for going to see a movie she said she aint wanna see in the first place. You can call my woman right now she will tell you the movies I saw with out her. So the last thing you want to do when you in a relationship is make your woman think you can possibly have more fun with another woman than you do with her.
I have and will always enjoy women.
Funny thing is men get gassed easily. We freaking have a five min convo with a hot chick and think we the ish. LOL its actually kinda of funny until someone else brings us back down then its not so funny. ok its still funny just not to the guy being bought down.
I now work at my part time job on Friday nights because I know,I mean I just Know i wont be going out. So the last bit of Privacy I had was on FB. Doing pretty much nothing. At least I thought so. I went out with the boys and didnt tell the woman my friend was having her b day party. I didnt think it was relevant.I said hey going out with Minnie Me (SHORT FRIEND) you know who you are and Prince.( FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FACEBOOK THEY BOTH WERE WIT ME THE LAST TIME I WENT OUT. She was like ok. But the next day first thing i here is : I didnt know you went to your freinds party. Why you aint tell me?
ME: I didnt think I had too!
This is the lack of privacay her joining facebook brought. Thank the lord for this blog! It seems like now if someone tags me in a otherwise fun pic. I might get in trouble. We all get in trouble.. LOL
SIDE NOTE I dont think marriage is bad and all for it. I do talk to alot of older cats and most dont have to many encouraging things to say about it. I recall a movie called little miss sunshine. there is a scene that thought was classic and halarious. It was when the grandpa talked to the grandson in the car:
GRANDPA: Son F alot of women
GRANDSON: LooKs
Grandpa: F as many women as you can. Not just one.
In a sense I empathized with this statement. Cause Its been a few years with only one woman. And sometimes things get tough.
So One day Maybe Ill send this quote to my nephew.
Some may interpret it as just horrible. But I see it as telling him to live his life. Dont hold back. And enjoy every moment of it cause when your old and look back at the time you spent with one woman either happy or sad. You might regret doing so.
I personally remember in college before KK was concieved it was this chick I wanted BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD. So one day she finally out of no where comes to my room. I told her i was gonna seduce her blah blah blah. She still came over. She walks in the room and I had a video camera on a tripod she seen that was like you not filming me. So of course I knew I was getting some. LOL But I said gee i really like this girl. Maybe I should wait till she come back over. Well there was never a next time. DAMMIT GRandpa was right. WHy didnt I see little miss sunshine before this moment in my life... Why wasnt the movie made. HAHAHA!!! SO gentlement Listen to grandpa. He knows what he talking about!
Back to the story
Recently my freedom was torn away from me by the woman. I basically tell her everything just to avoid arguments. Even tho sometimes it may cause one. But for Years I enjoyed Facebook. A world to do and say as I please until about a month or so ago. The woman at home finally joined. I know it may sound like I'm crazy. Cause I mean who doesn't have face book. But win you live with someone privacy is something you learn that you may have taken for granted when you had it.
I cant eat a chip with out someone knowing or step out the door with out hearing a where you going. So yeah. I thought it would be a prob with her joining FB. Well it wasn't actually.Why because I have no social life! Married with children! Im al Bundy! You have a better chance of having a social life living in your moms basement than you do living with ya woman. At least Moms stops at the top of the stairs and just yells down if she needs anything. So what your gf is made out of plastic. You are freaking free! You wonder how a man can pay child support and alimony and still be happy. Well its freedom. THe most precious thing in the world. ASk the children of Isreal in the BIBle.
I cant hardly make a good comment on some funny pics because I am afraid of the backlash, Not from my friends but from the women after seeing what my freinds posted! Not saying I do anything that bad.
Over the years I learned a few things about women. 1) you only have fun with them. YOu can never show true excitment about something that doesnt involve them. I been given the look for going to see a movie she said she aint wanna see in the first place. You can call my woman right now she will tell you the movies I saw with out her. So the last thing you want to do when you in a relationship is make your woman think you can possibly have more fun with another woman than you do with her.
I have and will always enjoy women.
Funny thing is men get gassed easily. We freaking have a five min convo with a hot chick and think we the ish. LOL its actually kinda of funny until someone else brings us back down then its not so funny. ok its still funny just not to the guy being bought down.
I now work at my part time job on Friday nights because I know,I mean I just Know i wont be going out. So the last bit of Privacy I had was on FB. Doing pretty much nothing. At least I thought so. I went out with the boys and didnt tell the woman my friend was having her b day party. I didnt think it was relevant.I said hey going out with Minnie Me (SHORT FRIEND) you know who you are and Prince.( FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FACEBOOK THEY BOTH WERE WIT ME THE LAST TIME I WENT OUT. She was like ok. But the next day first thing i here is : I didnt know you went to your freinds party. Why you aint tell me?
ME: I didnt think I had too!
This is the lack of privacay her joining facebook brought. Thank the lord for this blog! It seems like now if someone tags me in a otherwise fun pic. I might get in trouble. We all get in trouble.. LOL
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Writers Block
To all I have writers block. So the last few blogs are really just me trying to get my swag back. So bare with me! But stay tuned.
Side note. I LOVE RAY J'S NEW SHOW.... WOOOO HOOOO!!
The best part when I watch it is its considered quality time with the lady!!!
Side note. I LOVE RAY J'S NEW SHOW.... WOOOO HOOOO!!
The best part when I watch it is its considered quality time with the lady!!!
LEASH
Have anyone seen these new things for Toddlers Where its like a monkey or panda back pack and the tail is a Leash. Well My daughter has one and my family fried me for it. Typically in the african American Community I guess we dont use those kind of things. Well I pass the paper bag test and my daughter has a leash.. LOL I dunnon I was whating this movie called Changeling with Angelina Jolie and it was disturbing. The gest of it was a woman son came up missing and the guy who kidnapped him was hacking lil kids up out in the country. Its based on true events.
Any way I guess the leash is important. The other day Me and My daughter went to block busters. She has this trade mark move simalar to a slave breaking free from her masta. She pulls her hand quick and runs. Well he two foot tall self is still a fast lil monster and I ran around the corner and didnt see her. Of course she made it 3 aisle accross. But had I had my leash. Soon as the move would have taken place she would have been caught. My point is I dont thinking missing children are always the parents fault but if you had a leash you definately wouldnt have to worry about them getting away. When we took KK to disney world a lady asked where we got our harnest( the leash). then she told the stroy of how her son was lost the entire previous day.
So F you if you think its something wrong with using my leash. Its a damn good invention and the kids feel cool cause they think they have on a book bag. And we all spent at least 12 years thinking bookbags were cool!!!
Any way I guess the leash is important. The other day Me and My daughter went to block busters. She has this trade mark move simalar to a slave breaking free from her masta. She pulls her hand quick and runs. Well he two foot tall self is still a fast lil monster and I ran around the corner and didnt see her. Of course she made it 3 aisle accross. But had I had my leash. Soon as the move would have taken place she would have been caught. My point is I dont thinking missing children are always the parents fault but if you had a leash you definately wouldnt have to worry about them getting away. When we took KK to disney world a lady asked where we got our harnest( the leash). then she told the stroy of how her son was lost the entire previous day.
So F you if you think its something wrong with using my leash. Its a damn good invention and the kids feel cool cause they think they have on a book bag. And we all spent at least 12 years thinking bookbags were cool!!!
Work
I wonder what bad work habits others have.
I got in the habit of leaving early.
Its like a damn disease. I get grumpy when i dont.
today My boss walked in on me mocking him. LOL which was funny. But I was telling a story so It wasnt a big deal. I'm just glad I wasnt talking ish..
Women at work.
My other boss is hot. Maybe cause im at work it makes her look hotter.
Otherwise I prob be like hmmm.
One girl who previously ignored me. is now being ignored and whats to say stuff like. I cant believe I still like you. (like, like like) Im thinking #*&#) Please!!
If we aint work together I prob wouldnt talk to ya anyway.
One girl I work with has a good waeave. I know its a weave because she look like Rhianna one day and beyonce the next. but none the less her hair is always looks nice. So im always nice to her. LOL
Sleep at work
I miss having my car near me at work.
I used to go in there and take a good nap for lunch. Far more valuable than Food in my opinion.
Itis. It sucks when the Itis hits you. YOu can fight fight fight!! But that Itis has 99% success rate!
Men at work!
The guy who for the longest I thoght was gay in the office.
Always trys to talk about women. I was like its ok if your gay.
his women conversations sound so planned and unnatural.
If a white person shaves his head and they arent balding are they racist.
Another guy I work with did that. Just a thought!
The last guy in my office reminds me of a Beautiful mind. If you havent seen it check it out!
I got in the habit of leaving early.
Its like a damn disease. I get grumpy when i dont.
today My boss walked in on me mocking him. LOL which was funny. But I was telling a story so It wasnt a big deal. I'm just glad I wasnt talking ish..
Women at work.
My other boss is hot. Maybe cause im at work it makes her look hotter.
Otherwise I prob be like hmmm.
One girl who previously ignored me. is now being ignored and whats to say stuff like. I cant believe I still like you. (like, like like) Im thinking #*&#) Please!!
If we aint work together I prob wouldnt talk to ya anyway.
One girl I work with has a good waeave. I know its a weave because she look like Rhianna one day and beyonce the next. but none the less her hair is always looks nice. So im always nice to her. LOL
Sleep at work
I miss having my car near me at work.
I used to go in there and take a good nap for lunch. Far more valuable than Food in my opinion.
Itis. It sucks when the Itis hits you. YOu can fight fight fight!! But that Itis has 99% success rate!
Men at work!
The guy who for the longest I thoght was gay in the office.
Always trys to talk about women. I was like its ok if your gay.
his women conversations sound so planned and unnatural.
If a white person shaves his head and they arent balding are they racist.
Another guy I work with did that. Just a thought!
The last guy in my office reminds me of a Beautiful mind. If you havent seen it check it out!
Bach PArty
While Planning my homeboys Bach Party I realized this is what men have to freaking look forward to. If I do get married. I get to dream about some great bach party like women dream about the wedding. Well we going all out for this one. And F it. I'm bringing the camera. Hell I might put a pic or two up. So look out for that March 6. It will be interesting night. We have our friend the 26 year old virgin going to be there. The groom and just people looking to have a good time. So we will see what storys develop. PRINCE will be there too.
Im one of the baddest Mofo's Alive
I've actually been busy at work lately so something had to give. Blogging. But I am back. So the title is actually a reference to one of my friends. We went out this past weekend to celebrate a friends birthday and we had a blast. My homeboy who we will call Rick James knows he's the baddest Mo fo around. He has his activator in his hand shirt open with it 20 degrees out and Chest hair raging. The shirt was blue lepard and the pants were a lil more than skinny. More like spandex. I guess his notts fit. Any way he has this problem well we the friends have the problem; not because he's a total metro. He's our homeboy. But he dances infront or behind us, often making us victims, scaring the women away. I m like dude come on man cut it out. LOL He actually reminds me more of Prince now that I think about it. Anyway the club was fun. The most fun I had at a club since I was in college. Thanks to my homegirl balling out of control and getting a table. We got to start with straight shots and then pop bottles. So this night was wild once the alcahol kicked in. I managed to dance with one of my homegirls freinds who I thought was gonna sit there all night. But she showed me.....backed it up like a U haul truck. I almost fell off the steps at one point try to play it off like I was trying to get another drink. Any way homegirl worked it, Threw me on the coach and started riding my @SS. Even in a state of drunken fun I was like SH######T. Please dont take pics please dont take pic please dont take pics. WHy. Me and the lady have acutally been getting along for the last two weeks. Probably because she been keeping her hair done. (side note its sad but i think I treat the woman better when her hair is done and she looking all nice) So a few days roll by and I wake up and see I was tagged in a album. Well my prayers was answered all I had pics of was me sitting down taking an occasional sip. Tithing works people! The funny thing is I removed the tag and My Lady isnt friends with the person who posted the pics but still managed to see the pics. I guess if those party pics came out I would have just deleted my facebook account. LOL JK. Damage control. Lose facebook save relationship.. Now someone did take pics trying to be funny with there cam phone. But im sure they will never hit facebook. Becuase with all best friends if you can embarass them they probably can embarass you worse in return.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Grammys
Did anyone watch the grammy's. I seen M.I.A. out there and She clearly knew this was the only time she would ever be invited to the grammys thus her performing on her due date. I thought the baby was gonna pop out when HOV said "jocking my fresh jocking jocking my fresh" LOL
Speaking of that verse J mentions "cant wear skinny jeans cause my knots dont fit". I agree why the hell is wayne rocking those tight ass pants. I mean I got something close to em thanks to the woman who told me they looked good on me when I tried em on. I eventually learned from my friends they were small and was fried like some chicken for having them.
Back to the grammys. Justin Timberlake let me down. On "Paper Trail" he was cranking, singing with soul. I guess his soul comes from an eq system becuase it wasnt there last night. Same with robin thicke.
I heard chris brown beat the crap out of Rhianna. Ok im sicing but something did occur which cost them to miss the grammys.
Speaking of chris brown "take me down" is a good song. I wish it was out back in college when no one had swagger like me.. lol Kayla would have a big bro right now.
Speaking of that verse J mentions "cant wear skinny jeans cause my knots dont fit". I agree why the hell is wayne rocking those tight ass pants. I mean I got something close to em thanks to the woman who told me they looked good on me when I tried em on. I eventually learned from my friends they were small and was fried like some chicken for having them.
Back to the grammys. Justin Timberlake let me down. On "Paper Trail" he was cranking, singing with soul. I guess his soul comes from an eq system becuase it wasnt there last night. Same with robin thicke.
I heard chris brown beat the crap out of Rhianna. Ok im sicing but something did occur which cost them to miss the grammys.
Speaking of chris brown "take me down" is a good song. I wish it was out back in college when no one had swagger like me.. lol Kayla would have a big bro right now.
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
On doomsday I came home and sat at the computer only to see a picture of a Wedding dress tagged dream dress. Then I went to my throne AKA the bathroom and noticed a new shower cap. Why would one notice a shower cap out of all things in a bathroom. Well besides the tampax wrapper in the trash the shower cap stood out most because it had multiple rings and writings on it saying diamonds are a girls best friend. WOW someone really wants to be married. I'm thinking oh ish. Hope this talk doesn't come up. Now usually most of my friends say TAY, why don't you just marry the girl. Now listen to the question. the quote "why don't you just"... is usually followed by something you don't want to do. Any way we have our problems. I mean it seems like the more we fight the more she wanna get married. While I'm thinking we should split. Since I mentioned breaking up she has made efforts to change. If anyone seen the movie "I think I love my wife" it explains my relationship in a nutshell at this point. Sad thing is at the end the negro still wasn't getting any booty on a regular. There was a time I was headed to Tiffany's to get a ring but before it could be done we had an argument and I realized there is no rush on my part. I think during this argument I remember her saying I was a bad father to piss me off. After that fight its often been a struggle to get along or even be a loving relationship. I often feel like I have a child with my roommate and thats not how a relationship should be. But back to the story. So for what ever reason It seems like every damn body I know is getting married and we have weddings to attend. So with that Its almost inevitable that we have to talk about marraige.
Moving on. We go to the car show yesterday. Trying to be a happy family and to my surprise we had a good time. Now for what ever reason the law of physics says when I am out with mygirl I will see ass's and boobs 100X more than if I was with my homeboys. Well lets just say physics is 99 percent accurate and I saw so much booty it was ridiculous. Now you might ask whats big deal. We come across people all the time hot and ugly. Well I always suffered from "wondering eyes syndrome" that makes me look at everything around me. So with my illment try my best to make sure I am not torning my head looking while Mygirl is with me staring at my every move.
So some black mans kryptonite walks by looking BAD with a short skirt on. Immediately I told my self. "Keep Looking Forward KEEP LOOKING FORWARD.. LOL I was successful in fighting off the force during this moment of weakness.
FAST FORWARD.
On our way home from the car show Mygirl said she was treating lunch. This is like a solar eclipse. Like it happens but almost never happens. So she bought dinner and we watched madegascar 2 and had a good night. Granted had I got some loving it would have been a great night but it was a good night. Maybe if she could act this way more consistently she can get her best friend. In the form of ear rings. lol jk
Moving on. We go to the car show yesterday. Trying to be a happy family and to my surprise we had a good time. Now for what ever reason the law of physics says when I am out with mygirl I will see ass's and boobs 100X more than if I was with my homeboys. Well lets just say physics is 99 percent accurate and I saw so much booty it was ridiculous. Now you might ask whats big deal. We come across people all the time hot and ugly. Well I always suffered from "wondering eyes syndrome" that makes me look at everything around me. So with my illment try my best to make sure I am not torning my head looking while Mygirl is with me staring at my every move.
So some black mans kryptonite walks by looking BAD with a short skirt on. Immediately I told my self. "Keep Looking Forward KEEP LOOKING FORWARD.. LOL I was successful in fighting off the force during this moment of weakness.
FAST FORWARD.
On our way home from the car show Mygirl said she was treating lunch. This is like a solar eclipse. Like it happens but almost never happens. So she bought dinner and we watched madegascar 2 and had a good night. Granted had I got some loving it would have been a great night but it was a good night. Maybe if she could act this way more consistently she can get her best friend. In the form of ear rings. lol jk
Friday, February 6, 2009
Dooms Day
Every month there is a Day I call doomsday. Equivalent to the Apocalypse the end of the world as we know. And i often forget about dooms day until it comes again. And Its every month. Today I come home and walk into the bathroom and there it is. Starring at me. I instantly notice it upon entry. The yellow wrapper wrapped up into a tight ball. The damn period has arrive and there will be no sex in the champagne room. The Apocalypse should last 5 to 7 days but often with the damn shoot it seems like its only off for seven days. Well this was just an attempt to write with clarity. If this meets your approval smitty and frank. You know who you are both of ya are two peas in the same pod. Let me know. Thanks
TO ALL MY READERS
MY HOMEBOY WHO CANNOT SPELL TO SAVE HIS LIFE HAS CRITIZED MY GRAMMER SO I WILL TRY MY BEST TO USE CORRECT PUNTUATION FROM NOW ON. SORRY FOR ANY HARD READINGS.. I DID GRADUATE COLLEGE. SO IMMA ACT LIKE IT.
Question
Walking down the hallways during lunch I noticed when ever I looked at a black woman the almost always looked away failing to make eye contact or speaking. I work in an environment where you more or less speak to any and everyone. Not to converse but just in passing if you make eye contact with someone you say hello, good morning anything. But not my sisters. They have a mood that might very well be trade marked cause its used at the club and other places as well. The I'm looking at something important on my phone even tho theres no signal in this building. Just something I observed. DOes any one else care to agree or disagree.
THE FEDS
So the other night I was in FINALLY having a good time with the woman. KK was in the living room watching her show. She usually sits on the coach for 60 Mins or so. SO since she was out there we closed the bedroom door. In the midst of having a good time BOOM the Feds kicked my door in. Not really KK strong behind busted the bedroom door open with out turning the knob thus sending us into a frantic scramble to cover up. Word to the wise. If you like having sex dont have kids until your thirty and have plenty of babysitters.
The Mall
So we went to the mall to take KK to get pics. There she meets a new friend. A lil boy around the same height. We were done with taking pics but waiting for them to be upload on the computer to be viewed. So Im sitting with the Picture People Employee and TheWoman and KK are in the hall. Piturce People employee says to me aww she's flirting referring to KK. I was like ta hell she aint mofo.. LOL Any way It was time for TheWoman to look at the pics and kk was having fun playing so I go in the hall outside the store and watch KK play so THEWOMAN can choose photos. WHat ever she did the other kid did. She ran he followed. She sat down he sat down. At that moment. I knew my parenting views were a success MY CHILD IS A LEADER. she could care less what the other kid did. I was like yeah. So she tries to go behind a message chair and I tell her no. Being a independant person (or spoiled brat) you dont like to here no so she proceeds to throw a tantrum. The other kid stands by patiently. THen she stops and continues to play. So How do two two years olds play. Jibba Jabba back and forth. Run around. So while they converse KK Proceeds to get in the kid face and leans in..I of course say KK. Get over here. THinking she was gonna kiss the kid. And ask TheWoman who the hell has she been kissing. LOL the Post man. JK but that was a mall the other day.
Monday, February 2, 2009
PARENTING
So I come to realize alot of my major fights with the woman come from our child. We have different views about parenting.
I believe at least while a child she should be raised somewhat more liberal. Liberal in the sense to have freedom to explore. I learned in phycology years ago that childen who are told no all the time usually grow up shy and timid. Thus me. Im probably a extravert at heart but still to this day can be shy or have a timid moment. Thank ma. Had I had the freedom I might be on a tour bus right now with my own rock band. lol.
We go to the doctors and discuss LILTAY eating habbits. LIl tay is my daughter for those who dont know me. And thats not her name. THe doctor says well if she not eating alot Sit her food out kids her age tend to eat slowly.So just cut it to lil bites and let her eat as she plays. She will go back and eat. Something I already said.
Issue 1) So we get home and Lil Tay not eating. The woman decideds to but her in her high chair and sit there for an hour with her screaming because she wants to get up .
I say well the doc says...... Response well I gonna sit her down...
Issue 2) I rarely make any request regarding my kid. But because the woman dosnt drive she ride the metro. So her travel time for somewhere 20 min away can sometimes be 2 to 3 hours. Bus and train trips. WIth that said I ask not to take Kay on the bus when its 32 Degrees out. Not a bad request I dont think. SO Sat I had to go to aberdeen because I'm my nephew mentor. Aberdeen is 2 hours away from my house. I told her I would be home at 5pm and I would watch LIL Tay and she can go to dinner with her mom or something. Who was already at my house. Apprently they had to have Indian food. The place near the house didnt cut it. So my simple request was simply denied. I called on my way home and they by the freakin zoo.
Issue 3) Education. I am guilty of being a lazy parent. I admit it but I work 80 hours a week.
So when I come home I dont always read to LIL TAY like I should. But LIL TAY knows how to work a tv and pretend to talk on the phone. WHere is this learned. MY guess is with the woman. who gets pissed when I address it. I mean the woman is home with LIL TAY all day. So I dunno It seems like she takes the easy way out instead of reading with her. SHe turns on tv and goes in the room and talk to her slacker gf's all day. And complains if I dont kiss her butt for cleaning and cooking occasionally.
Issue 4) Role model. Im Lil tays dad but the person she will likely try to be like is MOM. So to me mom shouldnt curse. Dad's working on it. Mom loves doritos. LIL Tay Loves doritos. Get my drift.
I believe at least while a child she should be raised somewhat more liberal. Liberal in the sense to have freedom to explore. I learned in phycology years ago that childen who are told no all the time usually grow up shy and timid. Thus me. Im probably a extravert at heart but still to this day can be shy or have a timid moment. Thank ma. Had I had the freedom I might be on a tour bus right now with my own rock band. lol.
We go to the doctors and discuss LILTAY eating habbits. LIl tay is my daughter for those who dont know me. And thats not her name. THe doctor says well if she not eating alot Sit her food out kids her age tend to eat slowly.So just cut it to lil bites and let her eat as she plays. She will go back and eat. Something I already said.
Issue 1) So we get home and Lil Tay not eating. The woman decideds to but her in her high chair and sit there for an hour with her screaming because she wants to get up .
I say well the doc says...... Response well I gonna sit her down...
Issue 2) I rarely make any request regarding my kid. But because the woman dosnt drive she ride the metro. So her travel time for somewhere 20 min away can sometimes be 2 to 3 hours. Bus and train trips. WIth that said I ask not to take Kay on the bus when its 32 Degrees out. Not a bad request I dont think. SO Sat I had to go to aberdeen because I'm my nephew mentor. Aberdeen is 2 hours away from my house. I told her I would be home at 5pm and I would watch LIL Tay and she can go to dinner with her mom or something. Who was already at my house. Apprently they had to have Indian food. The place near the house didnt cut it. So my simple request was simply denied. I called on my way home and they by the freakin zoo.
Issue 3) Education. I am guilty of being a lazy parent. I admit it but I work 80 hours a week.
So when I come home I dont always read to LIL TAY like I should. But LIL TAY knows how to work a tv and pretend to talk on the phone. WHere is this learned. MY guess is with the woman. who gets pissed when I address it. I mean the woman is home with LIL TAY all day. So I dunno It seems like she takes the easy way out instead of reading with her. SHe turns on tv and goes in the room and talk to her slacker gf's all day. And complains if I dont kiss her butt for cleaning and cooking occasionally.
Issue 4) Role model. Im Lil tays dad but the person she will likely try to be like is MOM. So to me mom shouldnt curse. Dad's working on it. Mom loves doritos. LIL Tay Loves doritos. Get my drift.
SUPERBOWL SUNDAY
So I went to one of my best friends GF house for a superbowl party. "The woman" didnt wanna go so I didnt just leave her. Any way throughout the night I noticed the females there were texting each other all night. It was rather obvious because they would type. look at friend and point to the phone or even slip and say check your phone at some point. With only three people there who was not in the loop(ME, MY OTHER BEST BUDDY AND HIS GF) It was clear that one of us or all of us was the hot topic. To wanting to be a trouble maker I just enjoyed the game and continued to be my loud talk alot self. But later my other buddy told me his gf one of the three who were out of the loop. said the girl was texting about her and so on. SO I wasnt crazy someone else say it too. TO my surprise she didnt act up. So I thought it was funny. I mean they might as well just talked about us in our faces. I dunno who they were talking bout. Likely my friends gf. Any way also while I was there some "SMART ASS" college kids were there. SO i asked who vince lambardi was. to my friend. not the college kid. But college kid says you dont know who lambardi is. (IN MY HEAD ISNT THAT WHY I JUST ASKED). So I tell college kids the diff between a man and college kid is you can ask a man a question and he will answer. you ask a kid a question and he feels the need to belittle you. TRying make him feel small. Then a lady there chimed in and said dont worry bout it. He in college he still trying to prove he smart. We all graduated so we been there done that. So that pretty much shut him up.
So overall football sunday was great. great food. but a lil uncomfortable with all the texting going on esp when it was obvious what the texting was about. OH almost forgot. Joking with my Buddie about getting married almost got him in an argument. At a certain point i realized the more I talked the worse it was getting for him so I stopped talking and we were left with a 30 min acward silence. LOL.. AINT NO BODY GONNA RUSH ME TO GET MARRIED. THATS MY WORD AND IM STANDING BY IT
So overall football sunday was great. great food. but a lil uncomfortable with all the texting going on esp when it was obvious what the texting was about. OH almost forgot. Joking with my Buddie about getting married almost got him in an argument. At a certain point i realized the more I talked the worse it was getting for him so I stopped talking and we were left with a 30 min acward silence. LOL.. AINT NO BODY GONNA RUSH ME TO GET MARRIED. THATS MY WORD AND IM STANDING BY IT
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