Dooms Day

Every month there is a Day I call doomsday. Equivalent to the Apocalypse the end of the world as we know. And i often forget about dooms day until it comes again. And Its every month. Today I come home and walk into the bathroom and there it is. Starring at me. I instantly notice it upon entry. The yellow wrapper wrapped up into a tight ball. The damn period has arrive and there will be no sex in the champagne room. The Apocalypse should last 5 to 7 days but often with the damn shoot it seems like its only off for seven days. Well this was just an attempt to write with clarity. If this meets your approval smitty and frank. You know who you are both of ya are two peas in the same pod. Let me know. Thanks  

TO ALL MY READERS

MY HOMEBOY WHO CANNOT SPELL TO SAVE HIS LIFE HAS CRITIZED MY GRAMMER SO I WILL TRY MY BEST TO USE CORRECT PUNTUATION FROM NOW ON. SORRY FOR ANY HARD READINGS.. I DID GRADUATE COLLEGE. SO IMMA ACT LIKE IT.

Question

Walking down the hallways during lunch I noticed when ever I looked at a black woman the almost always looked away failing to make eye contact or speaking. I work in an environment where you more or less speak to any and everyone. Not to converse but just in passing if you make eye contact with someone you say hello, good morning anything. But not my sisters. They have a mood that might very well be trade marked cause its used at the club and other places as well. The I'm looking at something important on my phone even tho theres no signal in this building. Just something I observed. DOes any one else care to agree or disagree.

THE FEDS

So the other night I was in FINALLY having a good time with the woman. KK was in the living room watching her show. She usually sits on the coach for 60 Mins or so. SO since she was out there we closed the bedroom door. In the midst of having a good time BOOM the Feds kicked my door in. Not really KK strong behind busted the bedroom door open with out turning the knob thus sending us into a frantic scramble to cover up. Word to the wise. If you like having sex dont have kids until your thirty and have plenty of babysitters.

The Mall

So we went to the mall to take KK to get pics. There she meets a new friend. A lil boy around the same height. We were done with taking pics but waiting for them to be upload on the computer to be viewed. So Im sitting with the Picture People Employee and TheWoman and KK are in the hall. Piturce People employee says to me aww she's flirting referring to KK. I was like ta hell she aint mofo.. LOL Any way It was time for TheWoman to look at the pics and kk was having fun playing so I go in the hall outside the store and watch KK play so THEWOMAN can choose photos. WHat ever she did the other kid did. She ran he followed. She sat down he sat down. At that moment. I knew my parenting views were a success MY CHILD IS A LEADER. she could care less what the other kid did. I was like yeah. So she tries to go behind a message chair and I tell her no. Being a independant person (or spoiled brat) you dont like to here no so she proceeds to throw a tantrum. The other kid stands by patiently. THen she stops and continues to play. So How do two two years olds play. Jibba Jabba back and forth. Run around. So while they converse KK Proceeds to get in the kid face and leans in..I of course say KK. Get over here. THinking she was gonna kiss the kid. And ask TheWoman who the hell has she been kissing. LOL the Post man. JK but that was a mall the other day.

PARENTING

So I come to realize alot of my major fights with the woman come from our child. We have different views about parenting.

I believe at least while a child she should be raised somewhat more liberal. Liberal in the sense to have freedom to explore. I learned in phycology years ago that childen who are told no all the time usually grow up shy and timid. Thus me. Im probably a extravert at heart but still to this day can be shy or have a timid moment. Thank ma. Had I had the freedom I might be on a tour bus right now with my own rock band. lol.

We go to the doctors and discuss LILTAY eating habbits. LIl tay is my daughter for those who dont know me. And thats not her name. THe doctor says well if she not eating alot Sit her food out kids her age tend to eat slowly.So just cut it to lil bites and let her eat as she plays. She will go back and eat. Something I already said.

Issue 1) So we get home and Lil Tay not eating. The woman decideds to but her in her high chair and sit there for an hour with her screaming because she wants to get up .

I say well the doc says...... Response well I gonna sit her down...

Issue 2) I rarely make any request regarding my kid. But because the woman dosnt drive she ride the metro. So her travel time for somewhere 20 min away can sometimes be 2 to 3 hours. Bus and train trips. WIth that said I ask not to take Kay on the bus when its 32 Degrees out. Not a bad request I dont think. SO Sat I had to go to aberdeen because I'm my nephew mentor. Aberdeen is 2 hours away from my house. I told her I would be home at 5pm and I would watch LIL Tay and she can go to dinner with her mom or something. Who was already at my house. Apprently they had to have Indian food. The place near the house didnt cut it. So my simple request was simply denied. I called on my way home and they by the freakin zoo.

Issue 3) Education. I am guilty of being a lazy parent. I admit it but I work 80 hours a week.
So when I come home I dont always read to LIL TAY like I should. But LIL TAY knows how to work a tv and pretend to talk on the phone. WHere is this learned. MY guess is with the woman. who gets pissed when I address it. I mean the woman is home with LIL TAY all day. So I dunno It seems like she takes the easy way out instead of reading with her. SHe turns on tv and goes in the room and talk to her slacker gf's all day. And complains if I dont kiss her butt for cleaning and cooking occasionally.

Issue 4) Role model. Im Lil tays dad but the person she will likely try to be like is MOM. So to me mom shouldnt curse. Dad's working on it. Mom loves doritos. LIL Tay Loves doritos. Get my drift.

SUPERBOWL SUNDAY

So I went to one of my best friends GF house for a superbowl party. "The woman" didnt wanna go so I didnt just leave her. Any way throughout the night I noticed the females there were texting each other all night. It was rather obvious because they would type. look at friend and point to the phone or even slip and say check your phone at some point. With only three people there who was not in the loop(ME, MY OTHER BEST BUDDY AND HIS GF) It was clear that one of us or all of us was the hot topic. To wanting to be a trouble maker I just enjoyed the game and continued to be my loud talk alot self. But later my other buddy told me his gf one of the three who were out of the loop. said the girl was texting about her and so on. SO I wasnt crazy someone else say it too. TO my surprise she didnt act up. So I thought it was funny. I mean they might as well just talked about us in our faces. I dunno who they were talking bout. Likely my friends gf. Any way also while I was there some "SMART ASS" college kids were there. SO i asked who vince lambardi was. to my friend. not the college kid. But college kid says you dont know who lambardi is. (IN MY HEAD ISNT THAT WHY I JUST ASKED). So I tell college kids the diff between a man and college kid is you can ask a man a question and he will answer. you ask a kid a question and he feels the need to belittle you. TRying make him feel small. Then a lady there chimed in and said dont worry bout it. He in college he still trying to prove he smart. We all graduated so we been there done that. So that pretty much shut him up.
So overall football sunday was great. great food. but a lil uncomfortable with all the texting going on esp when it was obvious what the texting was about. OH almost forgot. Joking with my Buddie about getting married almost got him in an argument. At a certain point i realized the more I talked the worse it was getting for him so I stopped talking and we were left with a 30 min acward silence. LOL.. AINT NO BODY GONNA RUSH ME TO GET MARRIED. THATS MY WORD AND IM STANDING BY IT